Everything posted by Kermit
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
I believe the solution to games like this is to shoot more threes. Just keep shooting.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Steph Castle, FOR THE TURNOVER…YES!
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
I have a theory. I’ll just sound like a broken fucking record.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Lane violation.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Mitch: Hey, this Anthony guy is killing us. I’ll continue to have Fox guard him without help. Maybe he’ll miss.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Mitch Johnson fucking sucks. Act like you’re the head coach, dude. Maybe stop sitting your best player while you allow the lead to chime away.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Third quarter choke rearing its ugly head.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
At some point, Wemby will get a whistle befitting of his quality. Hopefully.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Harrison Barnes is fucking killing this team. You can’t convince me that Sochan wouldn’t shoot a higher percentage from three. Better game from Steph. Fox has three point AIDS. You’re the fastest guy in the league, act like it. Also, remember when this team used to run actual offensive sets? Those were the days.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Steph Castle fucking sucks ass right now. He’s a turnover machine, can’t shoot for shit, makes stupid ass decisions. The only redeeming thing he has going for him is his defense. That’s it.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
They should totally shoot MORE threes.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
Or, and I’m just free-balling here, they get a top three pick. Wouldn’t that be swell?
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Goddamn, I fucking love Sochan and am going to be sad when the inevitable happens. Thanks to @ztejas , I also love the instagram of his special lady friend.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
I don’t give a fuck, I love Jeremy Sochan and even if he’s used in a troll capacity to frustrate and infuriate the other team, it’s a win.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
It’s just a social media post. It’s okay.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
I hate you.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
And I do hope Sochan gets more run tonight. Yeah, he can’t shoot, BUT he is such a fucking troll and if I have to watch these shitty games I at least want to be entertained.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Castle has been exceptionally awful these last few games. Dude is fourth in the league in turnovers per game with a lower usage rate than the top three.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Mitch, you fucking idiot.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
It’s nice to see you again, Jeremy. Just go out there and be an annoying asshole.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
They only had six turnovers (fucking phenomenal considering it looked like Castle was shitting himself on every possession), shot 32% from three, but gave up 16 offensive rebounds, inexplicably left Portland open on weird half court double teams, didn’t double Avidja at the end of the game when he’s torching you, and couldn’t comprehend that Clingan had 5 fouls.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
Yeah, I’m going to guess this correlates with the team on the floor with them, because there is no fucking way Dylan Harper is one of the worst defenders in the league. None.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
No. No I did not.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
So has Wemby, but plastic bubble wrap and all.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Steph with 5 turnovers. TAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING BALL, ASSHOLE!