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  1. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    That wasn't what I was referring to, you jackass. I'm sure Mack and Charlie thought star ratings were all that was needed to go by in recruiting....
  2. Fart replied to hornian's topic in Football
    Only four tackles? That can still make a difference in a game when your opponent is no pushover.
  3. Guess you'll find out in Pasadena if y'all beat Meathicken and they beat UW.
  4. Good Utah poster? The guy is a douchebag troll.
  5. Have you taken a look in the mirror lately?
  6. They should go after Tom Orlando.
  7. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Yes, and I went to high school with your fullback Dustin McClintock, who at the end of the game, kicked the ass of a UCF freshman who kept cheap shotting him on special teams. On the last play of the game, as they were returning the kick, he threw him to the ground, ripped off his helmet and delivered a couple punches to his face.
  8. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Is that why your mother can't get enough of me? She did say size was important.
  9. This, Barcelona (pronounced "Barthelona") has an amazing seafood market.
  10. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    You wouldn't sign it because you're not literate enough to write.
  11. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Right after you get done fucking your cousin? Oh, you already are, she must have really turned you on, then.
  12. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    And yet, the only team you've been on was Special Olympics baton relay.
  13. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    And yet, we were still voted national champs unanimously.
  14. or just bring a shovel-load of his poop and dump it onthe side of the field wherever he would have stood.
  15. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Just take the top 8 teams. Right off the bat, that would double the intrigue of late season games that we are currently enjoying.
  16. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Should we start poking fun at your aggy-like claim to the 1945 title? That's what I thought.
  17. If I'm Hager, I tell the Big 12 that there will be no apologies as long as they are silently condoning the classless horndown gestures by players in the games.
  18. Toledo is also a great medieval Spanish town to visit that has much of its history in tact. Southwest of Paris is Chartres Catheral that has its original 13th century stained glass windows and just north of Paris is St. Denis which is one of the original gothic cathedrals.
  19. I would skip most of the modern, bustling cities (except Paris and London) and focus on medieval centers/towns, like Bassel, Cologne, Winchester, Canterbury, Rouen, Ghent, Nuremberg, etc. In London, focus on the center part of the town around the Thames, such as Westminster, Tower of London, etc. You can also find the remnants of the medieval London wall. I have tons of London recs if you need.
  20. I could consider grilling some hatch green chilies, maybe even stuffed with some sort of chicke, shrimp or cream cheese? Like a stuffed poblano pepper but with the local hatch chillies.
  21. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Doesn't matter, they were still the #3 ranked team.
  22. The Bruces were simply trying to play their cards right in currying favor from Edward for the Scottish crown. Finally, Edward once remarked to Robert (in real life), "have we nothing but to win kingdoms for you?" Around 1304, Robert saw that Edward I had no intention of helping out the Bruces with re: the crown but conquering Scotland and making it a province. Wallace and Bruce didn't really interract that much (at least not on record) but it is assumed Wallace chided Bruce after Falkirk in 1298.
  23. I just want to see OU lose by 35 and the look on Kyler Murray's face if that is the score early in the 4th qtr.
  24. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    and overachieving teams like UCF and Boise State are pulling in greater numbers and bringing more to the table (ie carrying more than their own weight) than P5 leaches like Utah (and Vandy an Wake Forest) who hardly anyone watches or cares about outside of the Salt Lake Valley.
  25. UCF

    Fart replied to FondrenRoad's topic in Football
    Exactly, how are they supposed to schedule those solid P5 programs when those same programs avoid playing teams like UCF? Its completely set up against the G5.
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