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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
He ain’t here to play school.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
It worked out ok for us the last time we had twins on our defensive roster. Do want.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
False.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I hate coming off as a grammar Nazi, so I typically try to avoid it. With that being said: the number of grown ass adults that have no clue how to use apostrophes infuriates me.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I feel sorry for aggy having to deal with people starting rumors about their QB transferring. We sips have never known such struggles up here on our ivory tower.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Also: beating them in back-to-back years and ruining their chance at an undefeated season nullifies the need to even bicker about recruiting battle wins & losses.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
We got outscored 21-0 in the 4th quarter of back-to-back games this year. I’m excited for the change.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
There's less than a 0% chance Kirby will run up the score on Bama knowing it would potentially help us, so we can go ahead and rule that out.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
As a Texas fan, I am obviously biased and think we should get in. But here is my best attempt at an un-biased take: All teams have a ceiling and a floor. Winning a National Championship requires an extremely high ceiling, so the Committee's main focus SHOULD be finding the 12 teams with the highest ceilings and putting those 12 teams into the playoff. Keeping teams out because of a bad loss, in my opinion, focuses too much on the floor rather than the ceiling. Here's what I mean by that. Let's say you rank every team's floor and ceiling on a scale of 1-10 (1 means you suck, 10 means you're the best). This year, you could argue that our floor is probably a 3 because of our loss to Florida as well as our struggles with MSU and UK. However, you can also argue that our ceiling is probably an 8 because of our 3 wins against OU, Vandy, and A&M as well as our close loss to OSU. Now compare that to one of the other bubble teams like Vandy: You could argue their floor is higher than ours because they only have 2 losses (both of which were to good teams), so let's just say their floor is a 5. HOWEVER: there is no justification to argue that their ceiling is much higher than their floor. They haven't beaten any good teams, and they also struggled with some bad ones. So let's say their ceiling is a 6. If you compare Texas (with a floor-ceiling span of 3-8) to a team like Vandy (span of 5-6), there's no reasonable argument to be made that Vandy is more likely to WIN a National Championship than Texas. Is Texas more likely to drop a game to a bad team? Sure, technically they are. But, A) there won't be any bad teams in the playoffs, and B) Texas has already shown they can beat other playoff teams. Oh, and C) Texas fucking beat Vandy. In summary: Focusing on something with a small floor-ceiling span might be a safe way to invest your money, but it's a stupid way to pick teams for a playoff. If the committee ranks Vandy ahead of us tonight, I will riot.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That’s pretty easy. 1.) OSU 2.) Bama 3.) Tech 4.) IU
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
If the “mutual parting of ways” part is true, I’d say that would likely mean CDC told Sark to either hire an OC or move on. Seems feasible. Isn’t that what aggy did to Jimbo?
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Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Messy dorm room. Wouldn’t bang.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Everyone that argued with me on this post should go back and rep it now. Anyone who thinks we would have won today if we switched out the 16s is wrong.
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