For what its worth, I would rather pull for a team that plays like men...win or lose. I do.
I would be embarrassed if my team faked 13 injuries. It may be legal, but its pussy and its poor sportsmanship. There is no doubt it affected the game.
We take the loss. But we are not pussies.
Hook'em
Dude...please.
We put up 500+ on their/Aranda's defense.
We don't go riverboat gambler in the first quarter and we win. That's on Herman.
We are going to fuck some B12 teams up this year.
Just wait till LSU (barring injuries) gets ahold of agricultural and maintenance.
Constant, love your profile pic. Hate your fucking team. It pains me to say it, but I want you cocky fucks to roll into Dallas undefeated. I think a 60 to 12 "turtled Mack Brown" ass whipping is in store for you. So, good luck to tonight!
Hook'em
Nice work theologians. Never thought about that. Makes complete sense.
12th man = aggy.
aggy betrays Texas.
aggy = judas.
Burn in hell aggy.
Go Texas State!
Brookshire Brothers President and CEO John Alston also added, "In longstanding aggy tradition, the fruits and vegetable section will be completely empty to represent and honor the fighting Texum aggy hall of champion(s)"
There could not be a better representative of Dem Good Ole Texum Aggys!
It's a horse race with Sharp, Chin Pubes, Jizzbo and the Hamminator.
Male cheeleaders! Whoop!
I blew past this because of that magnificent post by Boerne Horn. I had to circle back because this has not gotten enough love. It has MASSIVE potential.
When Princely pounds you in the face with a volleyball..Jimbomentum.
When Tom "balls across your nose" Herman drags his nuts across your face...Jimbomentum.
When you miss the jizz jar...Jimbomentum.
When your cheerleaders are fucking dudes...Jimbomentum.
When you stand, sway, waive a white flag and chant like a cult..Jimbomentum.
When you squeeze your nuts so you can feel the teams pain...Jimbomentum.
When you eat the list...Jimbomentum.
When you fling poop...Jimbomentum.
When you make up a bullshit story about a 12th man that gets passed down for generations to the rest of the inbreds...Jimbomentum.
When your only championship (debatable) was in 1939...before WWII...Jimbomentum.
When you talk like a fucking inbred 100 miles an hour and make absolutely no sense..Jimbomentum.
When you "retire" in the asshole of Texas with $75 million (Guaranfuckingteed) on your way to Baton Rouge...Jimbomentum.
When your slobbed daily by a man with chin pubes...Jimbomentum.
When your 5'7" when you stretch and still faster than sloneal...Jimbomentum.
I might woop and lovingly gaze upon male cheerleaders for 75 sticks. I might even bang the listeater.
I actually think jizzbo is smarter than he looks and smarter than he sounds. Cause he looks and sounds like an inbred, but damn...75 guaranteed.
aggy....
Excellent post. Thank you.
I lived close to Earl in the 90s. He is a great man. Generous with his time and resources. Awesome family. All you could ask for as a representative of The University of Texas.
Hook'em
Also, fuck AD.