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This should make the aggy heads explode. Especially Loochy.- 2019 ATH Bru McCoy
Thank the Burnt Orange Lord. Can you imagine late era Mack handling this situation? Sally would have washed all his clothes, packed his bag, sent him back first class, and baked him some cookies. We tried. We're done. We're Texas. It aint for everybody. Good luck to him. Hope he kicks ass and we meet in the National Championship and ,of course, we beat SC again. Play number 8 to win. Go Fuck youself bitch. Culture. Hook'em- 2019 ATH Bru McCoy
Negging you for being a pussy - figuratively and literally. Where you been? No fucking where. You had 5 months to show up. You hide out until Horace transfers back. Fuck you and Fuck SC. No one thinks he makes or breaks our team. Good luck to him. The twitter response alone from the UT players has galvanized this team. That is worth the McCoy drama. We love it. Look at Fosters respone. These are some pipe hitting mother fuckers that are bought in. We will take that any day. Its Texas and nothing else. Hook'em- 2019 ATH Bru McCoy
BMBOMC Bru McCoy Burnt Orange Media Conspiracy Chin Pubes - Its all about Fucking Over the Sitting SEC National Championship Coach and dem Fightin Texum Aggys. Thats all it ever is.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I have been watching Chernobyl. Depressing. Reminds me of the shit hole that is College Station.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
It would an epic troll job if one of you glorious bastards was KKL, but we have seen pics of the old hag. Shes actually the perfect aggy.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Warehime is about to wreak havoc on some poor recruits shitter.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Stockholm syndrome is a condition which causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors as a survival strategy during and after captivity. 4 years in the gulag...- NCAA football rule changes
Blindside blocking rule....GAAAAYYY. Maybe EJ is on to something because football as we know it is turning into 7 v 7.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Ovaries on the table... If one of you surly bastards gets a photo of gram ma ma in her bonnet at the pyle field and posts it...I will personally buy the 100 gallon vat of lube for Jizzbo Baggins. In fact, I will personally deliver it. I may need LonghornFrenzy or Randolf Duke to ride shotgun.- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Yeah, Turdville is alot like SoCal. Something tells me 2020 is going to be glorious. Someone please fire up the Gofund Me for a 100 gallon barrel of lube. Looch is gonna need it. I'm good for a hunsky.- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
I appreciate that Biz. An honest, semi-rational aggy. I gave you rep. A 2%er who obviously avoided the Jizz Jar. Good for you. Stay strong! It's when you all cluster (as an astute shagster pointed out) that you go off the rails. As for Bevo sodomizing you...that can be arranged. All you have to do is win and let the SEC powers not puss out and play us. Hala Balu Canek Canek.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
EJs supehero edit already exists. Not sure if hes's Ace or Gary.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
This ^^^^. Awesome post. We have come a long way from Watson and Gilbert.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Hard to beat the SEC SEC SEC Jizzjar...but Just think how good The Predator would have been if he started and finished with Orlando and McKnight.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Let me fix this for you. We would like to butter Kate's face.- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Throw this back in chin pubes face when he whines about us going national...look at what the great Jizzbo Baggins just said, "We hit 8 different states total. We want to get all of the Texas guys we can but you have to brand yourself nationally and get the best players added to your team." Its just fine if your SEC SEC SEC, but its a problem if your Herman/Texas? Fuck you loochi.- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
They see right over Jimbo Baggins.- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
This. Plus a solid win against ousux and a absolute beat down of SEC SEC SEC powehouse Georgia. I can see why they are pissed...eyeroll gif. You listen to chin pubes to remind yourself of the aggy inferiority complex. Poooor aggy.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Should we all pitch in for a #nontraditional gift...a Heron Preston strap on and a 50 gallon barrel of lube? That would help get us to 1000 fo sure. Shes actually really cute. Nice work EJ. Thought for sure he was marrying a dude.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Thanks guys. Basically a big FU to aggy. Got it. No wonder chin pubes hates his ass. Love it.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Interpretation please. I'm GenX..I got nothing here.- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
"The Hamm Effect" - when one well defined douche thinks thinks another proven douche is an even bigger douche. Very similar to when one orca fat chick thinks another orca fat chick could stand to lose a few pounds. Professor SydneyCarton was the first to memorialize this unique phenomenon. - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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