Everything posted by BigSwingingD
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Let me be clear. He is not the only one who blows in the station. Hook'em
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Which one of you Surly bastards are Sterling82? He's on point. I can't wait for the loogy 44. Hook'em
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2023 CB Malik Muhammad
@WinningIsHard Winning is about to get a shit load easier. Fuck aggy. Hook'em
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 5 Episode 2 - Jared Wiley Speaks His Mind
Thanks guys! Cool interview. He almost said Hook'em. I thought you guys were wrong on Braums. I was convinved I had seen one here in Austin. Nope, it was Culver's.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Here is the only confirmed pool party attendee (credit @Chooky) and a live look at Jizzbo in the pool.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
E) All of the above. Answer: E
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Post of the week. The thread might need a new title. Sums up aggy perfectly. Bravo @Deej.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Shhhhhh...He might actually make 6 figs from that idea. Could be some good storylines around him chasing young recruits into the mens room and manning the glory hole. He won't even have to get on his knees. He's back just in time to see the Horns put an ass whipping on aggy in recruiting.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Listen you stupid sip...we also beat LSU that one time after 7 overtimes. Didn't you see the amazing cups and t shirts we made? The score was clearly visible under the huge SEC SEC SEC logo.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Assistant Director of Player Personnel
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I know. Hard to remember, but we are kicking fucking ass. Returning to the mean+. Hook'em
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
FALSE. WTF are you about? @WinningIsHard What two things are not like the other? Tell us you never watched VY without telling us you never watched VY. I think this hyperbole. If not, I will let @futureman show your ass out. I agree..we are due.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
It would be nice to fuck SC over on Addison since they recruited him to the portal (allegedly) and after those pricks tried to steal Worthy. In short, fuck Riley. We shall see... Hook'em
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
According to Burton we were outrecruited on scheme. 3 man front. Not NIL. Makes sense. We are commited to PKs D. We shall see. Hook'em
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Maybe we will beat them by 55.
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Fuck You, Jerry Jones
It's @RGBIIIs fault. He portaled over this season from the Texans. I knew we were fucked the minute he took his talents to Dallas. That, and, McCarthy is a fat fucking regard and Jerruh is a shitty coach/gm.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Damn. After a tasty burger from "who cares"...i wouldn't mind Polina Sitnovaing on my face.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Do you know what Longhorn means? It means enemies forever. Enemies with who? Errrbody. You know what that makes me? An enemy? No. It makes me a Longhorn. Hook'em
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2022 LB Kobie McKinzie
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
I understand your hesitancy. Completely. Here's my question. Is he better than the slapdicks we have had in the back end? Cause a few of those guys, although highly rated, sucked shit. Partly scheme. Partly skill. What I really like is we are pulling guys who disrupt receivers man vs. man. Interview with Hamilton said the coaches have been talking about getting his hands on receivers...off the line. This is what we need. Hook'em
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
This post is significantly undervalued. This is why we waded through 20 pages of horse shit. Nice work. Hook'em
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Leaked video of Bo Davis going Augie Garrido on the team after ISU loss
Tell me you play with dolls without telling me you play with dolls. This team needs a kick in the ass. Embrace it or take your ass back to the CR. Hook'em
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
Emotional support vagina. I may need a few of those. Now I know what to tell my wife. Thanks Surly!
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
@immamac @RGBIII Interview Pole Assassin for the next podcast. She is begging to tell her story. It must be told. Sweet 6 pound baby Jeaus...let it happen. I will drive and lubricate you two fuckers with all the El Rancho margs you can drink.