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futureman

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Everything posted by futureman

  1. I heard about this on the ticket. these jackwagons are injecting their cock and balls with hyaluronic acid before they get laser-fitted for their suits so they get a little extra material down there for their swollen bits.
  2. what stats? witten is 2nd all-time in receptions and receiving yards. he’s in. get real. 4th all-time in receptions among all players, any position. grow up, dude.
  3. why didn't they climb out the front seat?
  4. I remember a travel show called "mike in brazil" back in the 90s. I rather enjoyed it.
  5. caliendo is always funny when he's on. you're becoming a grumpy old man.
  6. hate to admit it? huh?
  7. lulz
  8. did he piss himself sitting on that bench?
  9. I like corby just a little bit more today. good for him for being a good sport about it.
  10. bob: you know, I had a picture with jared from subway… davey: yeah, bob was in one pant-leg and then there were like three kids in the other…
  11. he means the NFC championship game.
  12. not the best but she could lick my ear. what kind of a fucking pussy is gonna cry for three days until she gets kicked out of the boat show? poor representation of houston, tbh. the fourth best of the larger texas cities.
  13. technically you’re a hair below average.
  14. so, like, it’s just a-ok to call people scatmuncher now?
  15. I think if I were given absolute power it wouldn’t corrupt me. I’d remain the fair and magnanimous man I am today. Nobody would rejoice in my fiery death.
  16. the first two episodes were like 45 minutes, no?
  17. you know what happens when you assume?
  18. I was scrolling fast and saw this and immediately thought this is some gay ass rimbo shit. and guess what? I scrolled up and I was right. I'm always right.
  19. so are those kettle brand or kirkland brand
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