Everything posted by ASDFASDF
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
We have one, yes. But what about second breakfast DL coach?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Just cause you play a tough guy doesn’t mean you are one, you lace curtain Irish fuck.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
BOMC bump applies to stats too
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
I don't see R. Johnson staying at RB in 2020, or even for very long this season. He's just a Band-Aid for a bleeding position room.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Which is a shame because she probably could have found room for all $2,200 of his dildos.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Disagree, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Steal of the century
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
3/10 ain't bad
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
Randy Moss talk not going away
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes and Highlights: 2019 Edition
Was he gonna start?
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
Whether football should be a contact sport.
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2019 ATH Bru McCoy
I have it on good authority that Bru McCoy and Coach Helton have been on bad terms due to a rowdy game of pool volleyball.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
You woulda thought that Drew Kelson had given Joel Klatt a healthy respect for the defensive side of the ball, but I guess not
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
I guess it's impossible to feel like Jimbo is talking down to them.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That was fast.
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
Must be installing the bubble screens today
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
No way in hell you can convince me they're winning either of those big four games. They're all top 10 teams, three of them are away, and the other is Bama. They're definite losses. Toss-up was my lazy way of saying they were the "middle ground" games. Yes, they will be heavily favored, but they're more likely to lose to Arky or Ole Miss than they are to beat any of the big four.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
7-5 is the ceiling for them next year, but my bet is 6-6. They should be thrilled if they only lose one of their five competitive games. Definite Losses: @Clemson, Bama, @UGA, @LSU Definite Wins: TXST, Lamar, UTSA Toss-up: AUB, ARK, @Ole Miss, MSST, USCe
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
They're trying hard as hell to spin their "huge recruiting event" which resulted in a total of one commitment from a coach's son into a success story.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Jimbo does have experience watching another man take care of his family.
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LSU @ Texas Analysis: LSU Offense
I agree with most of your analysis, but this isn't an argument I'm willing to make. Just look at our own spring game. Spring games don't really count for shit.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
We just pretending that VY didn't exist now? (Quote is from the Boyd piece)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Really no need to load up on 2020 linemen with the 2021 class around the corner. We should be done after Lindberg.
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The way too early 2019 LSU at Texas game discussion
Ah, the Tar Heel approach.