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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
“Derrick and his wife Emily are going through some relationship issues.” vs Derrick has been fucking a 23 year old he hired into his department and is paying her rent, but his wife won’t divorce him because she is afraid he will get custody of the kids since she has a OxyContin habit. Which one of these statements will start more shit if said at a office luncheon?
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Realignment talk not going away
- Realignment talk not going away
This site is literally incapable of not getting duped by rando twitter accounts throwing shit against the wall.- Realignment talk not going away
Because they weren't full of pissants, they had an actual core of quality programs to build the conference around, the Big 8 and SWC were 4 power programs with a dozen ticks hanging on it was completely and utterly kept alive by Texas, OU, Nebraska and A&M. Instead of the Big 12 being formed from the absolutely awful corpses of the SWC and big 8 Texas and A&M bolt for the SEC or Pac and OU and NU are able to jump to the Big 10 what happens to the rest of the conference? OSU, KSU, Baylor, TTU, KU, ISU where fucking hot garbage for decades, there was no middle class to hold up the rest of the conference it was all third rate teams in 5th rate markets.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I wonder how many programs are mixing bags and unrealistic NIL pitches to get a massive recruiting boost while creating a ticking time bomb in their program. You drop a bag as a pseudo signing bonus make it seem as though that will be a regular thing and then tie that with a NIL pitch that just isn't realistic. Hey kid here is 250k and we can get you 2 mil in NIL if you sign with us. But in reality that 250k is a one time deal and the 2 million is if you are a Heisman finalist on title winning team. Only for the kid to get to campus ride the pine his freshman year to a 7-5 season and whopping 15k NIL money hawking discounts at a detail shop.- Realignment talk not going away
You’re a fucking idiot.- Hey Oil Barons.......
And that accounts for less than 1% of traffic, the vast, vast overwhelming majority of Americans drive less than 100 miles a day with the majority of those driving less than 50 miles a day which is well within the feasibility of EVs.- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Neal’s in concan?- Buying a New Vehicle in this environment
I am getting to the point that I am just going to bite the pillow and take it in the ass and buy a truck off the lot. Ordered one through our long term dealership, because they gave me a great deal on my trade in and priced it at MSRP, but Ford keeps pushing the build date back. When I ordered they said should take 8-10 weeks for an f-150 and that's what ford scheduled it at first, but ford has just pushed it back further and further and now it's over 3 months out. The problem is the dealer I use has literally zero inventory and Ford sends them a hand full of trucks a month and only 1 or 2 is a XLT or Lariat. So I have talked to other dealers and all of them have inventory but they have "protection packages" that cost 3-5k over MSRP. Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining those aren't protection packages they are mark ups.- Hey Oil Barons.......
Yeah. What is the estimated losses investors and creditors took in O&G since 2015? It’s got to be well north of 200 billion, companies are going to have to get 6 years of devastating losses off their books first. And OPEC has show. They can crush the US O&G back down with 40bbl so short of a black swan event I don’t see anyone giving O&G the credit card again.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Foster still hasn’t fallen as far as Toneil Carter, he went from Texas to Sam and finished his career at TAMUK. To go from Texas and Austin all the way to TAMUK and having to live in Kingsville has to be the most humbling experience possible.- 2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Overweight, 6/10 girls are the best totally worth the modest amount of effort need to bag them.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Breaking Bad first aired in 2008 on network television just as streaming and social media took off, GoT, TWD, True detective, HoC, SoA, etc all came out afterwards so BB hit at the perfect time to blow up with being on basic cable, being different from everything else at the time and having social media to spread it like wildfire. Shows like the Sopranos and The Wire which where locked behind HBO and didn't have streaming or social media to spread it through the public like Breaking Bad did even though they where both far superior in quality.- 2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
One, because at no point has anyone said that Sark is the one who wants to hire Patterson and that the push to hire Patterson has come from CDC's end. Two it's who is being hired, Herman hired buddy coaches who failed massively and were thrown out on their asses after crashing their programs in epic fashion. Gary Patterson has been one of the best coaches in the state for the last two decades who has slapped Texas around on the field and undermined us on recruiting, and that means he has credibility to poke and prod Sark for his own ends. Do you think that any of the power players at Texas gave two fucks what Chris Ash or Larry Fedora thought about how Tom Herman ran the program? Unlike them I have no doubt that Patterson can get into the ears of both the administration and the BMD and give them all kinds of brain worms about how things should be done and how Sark doesn't know what he is doing and it should be clear anyone how toxic for any organization that environment can be.- OU Recruiting 2022: Abnormal Mutations in OUDNA
How to spot trash takes.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
So are we just leaving Lonesome Dove out because it's a miniseries or is it just a cult following and I have drunk the koolaid.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Unfortunately incompetent people tend to misattribute good fortune to their own skill and competence when nothing can be further from the truth.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The biggest advantage for the bag game is what will also cause it to die off. You can't talk about the bag game, and if you can't talk about it, how are going to flex just how much you are getting paid. On the other hand you have NIL where we can shout it from the roof tops how much money our guys are making and never underestimate the power of clout, what's the point of having money if you can't show it off.- I would go down on Holly Rowe
The question isn't whether not you would smash Holly Rowe, it's how many hotel bar gin and tonics before your eating dinner on a scratchy hotel towel.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Good, experienced, upperclassmen O line, especially tackles are not in the portal for the exact same reason y'all are rubbing your pussies about how we took a bunch of HS Oline. O line take time to develop, so upperclassmen o linemen in the portal are spares that got beat by younger guys, why would we take more mediocre upperclassmen when we already have plenty on campus now.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
@CravenTaters might be making Houston CRNA money.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Will you chuckle fucks stop posting rando Twitter accounts wish casting.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Water cock?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The Bru McCoy rule.- Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Holy fuck that makes Texags look like the fucking CIA if that’s the level of digging they are currently doing. - Realignment talk not going away
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