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DFW Horn

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  1. Yeah, but that hasn't been true since the early 70's. You ain't that old Arky returns to DKR again next year. SEC bent them over with the new 9-game league schedule.
  2. In our defense, we don't speak "jive". Thanks for translating.
  3. It is? Nashville, I can see for the "new country" crowd.
  4. This sumbitch sneezes glitter. I doubt ol' Bill feels threatened by the male cheerleaders. NTTAWWT
  5. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    ASU to wear Sparky on white helmets for the 1st time on Saturday
  6. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Whisky...Tango...Foxtrot
  7. I took Arky +9.5 on Tuesday
  8. Oregon That goofy, tree-hugging state won't even let you pump your own gas.
  9. I'm not gonna research anything L'Oreal does or says. She appears to be more trouble than she's worth. Sark is a cuck for keeping her around.
  10. Sark's fashionista wife ain't happy in ATX, so he'll take a job in Tuscaloosa? Unlikely
  11. Yeah, I didn't bother trying to figure out the SECCG scenarios bc we ain't playing in it.
  12. If you thought Johnny 8-Ball couldn't get any douchier, you'd be wrong
  13. FIGHT !!!
  14. This entire thread is wishcasting. @Sir Ulrich has summarized how UT could still sneak into the CFB Playoff and, yes, it would take aggy getting blown out by UT and their SECCG opponent. Both outcomes are highly unlikely.
  15. Fuck pig and fuck aggy! 🤘 Hell, yeah! IDGAF who is squatting on the sideline.
  16. Take Arky plus 10 It is the prudent wager Defense is suspect
  17. Pig week preparation Leaves the Longhorns unready Sark continues squatting
  18. That laminate may leave a mark
  19. Shit-poster is plural?
  20. No, I have not seen Arch emulate his Uncle Peyton with many pre-snap calls or signals before the snap.
  21. Because I mistakenly overlooked them? FWIW, I think both A&M and Ole Miss will be ranked higher at year's end.
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