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Lone Star Horn

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  1. um, he has brown hair, but yeah he's adopted by his aunt and uncle
  2. ok, comic nerd showing up. Bruce Wayne would get beat like a red-headed step child. He's just a very smart, highly trained martial arts expert. Peter Parker has spider sense to avoid any attacks, enhanced agility and strength.
  3. I haven't seen it posted here, roadrunner. Somewhere between Menard and Iraan. We were headed west, I had the cruise set to 80, and I saw him running on the east side. No problem, wife freaks, "oh look, be careful, that roadrunner might run out into the road." I didn't even take the car off cruise. Sure enough the idoit decides to run across the road as I got closer and he almost made it across. Clipped him with the right bumper, feathers and KFC parts everywhere. Maybe I should have slowed, but I didn't react quick enough when it ran across.
  4. If I remember correctly, it's the distance from a school to the center of the county, for ownership. Which is why UofMiami had to be relegated to Puerto Rico, since FIU is closer to the center of Miami-Dade county.
  5. damn, talk about bringing back memories. Daughter was born in April 2006. It was a difficult delivery, she was face up instead of face down, couldn't get past the pelvic bone. After 8+ hours of pushing, Doc decided she needed to have a C-section. That was done, LORD do NOT ever look past the curtain. 10 pm. After they both are brought into the room, my wife is paler than normal (ginger) Doc checks and sees that there is still bleeding, and doesn't seem to be stopping. They wheel her back into the operating room, leaving me with our hours old daughter. For a couple hours, I'm sitting there alone with a newborn, wondering what to do if the worst happens. Eventually they wheel her back into the room, saying that by the time they opened her up again and looked, the bleeding had stopped. oh and of course, she had some issues with the anesthesia, which caused them to leave her in recovery a little longer.
  6. always add an hour to live sports when recording on DVR. better to be safe than sorry
  7. HOLY SHIT!! you're alive
  8. keep playing D, cats
  9. whoa, just tuned in and ???? go cats
  10. for this page, the brocks? FUCK 'em
  11. for the page, FUCK the brocks
  12. but, but, all the dick eaters from ousux said their's was the most original idea of all time.
  13. this is who I heard at the start of that video.
  14. He actually typed aggy? troll?
  15. Hey, the Hooters smoked wings are good. That, the views, and the veteran discount on Tuesdays make it an ok place to go when out of town.
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