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Lone Star Horn

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  1. Sorry bro, if I get a text when I'm driving, no way I'm texting back. I'm calling you to see what you want.
  2. on a Mac and didn't use eWorld?? for shame..
  3. If your soda has caffeine, that would do it.
  4. /csb time, Long ago, in my early teens, cousins and I are learning how to water ski. We're told not to hold on to the rope if we fall. One of my cousins goes first and yes, he holds on to the rope, getting dragged underwater for a bit before he lets go. My turn, when I feel myself start to fall, I not only let go of the rope, but i make sure i toss it away as I fall. Once the boat comes back to pick me up, everyone is laughing, apparently I tossed the rope so far it almost made it into the boat. Hey, I told them, I wanted to make sure that rope was nowhere near me.
  5. Well, as you get older, (not Brat old, but over 50) it tends to get tougher to hold it. During most 2 hour movies, I don't do anything special. I piss right before the movie, however I drink a large drink during the movie. I have to hold it, but make it to the end of the movie before having to piss. This one will require some planning. I'm going to have to stop drinking about an hour before the movie, piss right before walking into the theater, and not drink during the movie. I may be thirsty at the end, but should be able to make it without having to run to the pisser right after.
  6. Come on MS, that's just harsh, that's way too small to be her dildo.
  7. Damn, if he wasn't an African-American, aggy would sploosh themselves on the size of that thumb.
  8. KOFIMANIA, Joe squashes Rey, Angle loses to Corbin, Demon Balor Wins, Does Becky win to end it? They have to right? Smackdown Tag and US Titles only ones not to change tonight?
  9. yep, that Brock/Rollins match was an actual surprise so far.
  10. ^^ thanks PB, I hadn't seen much of the New 52
  11. Watched it yesterday with daughter. We both enjoyed it.
  12. Starsky and Hutch Bo and Luke Duke
  13. LOL, at the end she was like oklahoma/oklahoma state, and they all jumped on that, YES. She just can't see past the cult thinking
  14. 11am on Sat, Gateway IMAX 3D. daughter just loves 3D movies, and that's where we watched Infinity War
  15. oh come on Shank, you know porn is filled with rude blondes
  16. can't see shit, captain
  17. damn, that brings back memories. +rep for Dr.Hook
  18. What is the name of Darth Vader's other daughter? Ella Vader
  19. with ketchup
  20. ummm, he was obliterated at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy.
  21. Nope, he was still moving before the hit, feet weren't planted, so it's a block but that was a helluva clunk sound when his head hit the floor.
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