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Lone Star Horn

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Everything posted by Lone Star Horn

  1. bet ya she was on her phone, wait, what am i saying, there is no doubt she was on the phone.
  2. Basically, if you're in the left lane and there is no one n front of you, and you can safely move into the middle lane, do so. Obviously this isn't possible in high traffic/rush hour situations. Even then, there are always some slow idiots in the left lane, that if they moved over, the traffic would move smoother. My rule of thumb is, if there is someone in front of me in the left lane, I do not typically move over. Unless I can pass the selfish asshole on the right.
  3. One thing you don't have to wonder about, aggy will still never be a power in any of the big 3 sports.
  4. you have a wide stance when searching for love?
  5. I'd always heard it as "raining harder than a two cunt calf pissin' on a flat rock"
  6. What sports are they winning national championships? meat judging isn't a sport.
  7. ^^^^^
  8. i would have said a pinball machine
  9. ^^^ HA, they still use these in Germany, at least in my company's home office.
  10. you need to leave the toilet seat up, and then hear them complain that they fell in
  11. My thought was that she should have kicked the inattentive dog owner into the water.
  12. so, okie girls are cheap?
  13. a trash can??
  14. Friend request sent. The raids for the day?
  15. I have it installed and ready to use, but have never used it on my tablet. Same name.
  16. @Dutchrudder I've been playing for a while, lvl 53, but no alliance. I searched for tacotuesdaytwo, but it's full, 24/24. Tacotuesday has 3/24, is that the one to join? I'm on daily, and clear all my objectives, have not raided. Game name Texas Bevos.
  17. a show you recorded or an on-demand show? if you recorded, what shitty tv service are you using.
  18. hmm, on CBS, set in Hawaii. how long before they do series cross-overs with Hawaii Five-0?
  19. except that he would get busted for juicing
  20. Lone Star Horn replied to tfoolry's topic in Lulz
    Pendejo, come menudo por la noche mientras bebe antes de dormir. Y otra vez cuando despierto.
  21. Only works on Series that have an upcoming recording. I tried the steps with one that didn't have an upcoming recording and Series Options was not available.
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