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Junior Bonner

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Everything posted by Junior Bonner

  1. JFC. Take this morbid subject to the fucking football board, you morose motherfuckers.
  2. McConnaughey. He’s an actor and Texas alum
  3. My whole life? My complete existence?! Doesn’t count?!! Fuck you, man…
  4. Neither. You should cut funding to both groups and instead donate to Junior Bonner's Human Fund, serving humans throughout the Bonner household.
  5. Fuuuuuck. Two more days of this crap…
  6. And a normal Surly menstrual cycle…
  7. We battled SMU hard for Max Merrill. That was a huge get, iirc.
  8. Profit sharing with Ketch? This should end well…
  9. I detect sand in our collective vagina…
  10. CTJ also said go fuck yourself. Not sure what it was in relation to, but I’m absolutely sure he said it.
  11. Any good DB or DL prospects in Charleston?
  12. Wtf. Why post this bullshit.
  13. Fuck that. Who wants to be with Aggy? We’re going for all those SEC screens…
  14. Worse. We’ve gone to the football board.
  15. Should we panic? I feel like this is a good time to panic.
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