Everything posted by smoothlonghorn
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EPL 2019-20
For any that decide to jump in and pick Dortmund due to American players/whatever, prepare to be kicked in the dick repeatedly by Bayern...sincerely, BVB
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
Nah, the site just took a short nap on the side of the road for a couple of hours near Bruceville-Eddy...
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Life and Death of a Salesman
My "furlough" started last week...but I don't have a good feeling about them bringing us back (local government entity/school sales, so it could be a while before they are functioning again from a Purchasing perspective). Of course, that pales in comparison to some of the other stuff going on out there--positive thoughts for you and your coworkers friends and family, AUS-97
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
At this point I have no idea if RayDog is a bit or not, but either way I appreciate the levity to what is a completely f***ed situation...
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
Unrelated (I think) to everything going on recently, I have been to see a doctor more frequently than normal over the past few months... "Hey, I'm just going to be honest with you--let's not recommend/prescribe anything that would cause concern about liver function. Just looking out for us both...."
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
I don't think it's appropriate to quote anything to the interested parties in case they decide to delete later, but in a thread about thousands dead due to a weird pandemic I would not think it possible to dial up the crazy any higher. And yet, like so many have said, here we are....
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
This was great for a couple of reasons, including an appearance by ole Billy redface, with hair!
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
Penelope, sorry (obviously) not ChiTownDoc, but wanted to specifically mention this--I think it was Good Morning America that had a doctor on this morning and part of their summary was spread is primarily via person-to-person airborne/aerosol contact. I thought that was interesting because Dr. Price's information is definitely being shared a lot on the internet right now. Sorry, not much to add other than there doesn't seem to be much consensus/consistent messaging out right now.
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
"Can Pancho actually get liquor delivered?" isn't quite the new "they canceled the Houston rodeo"...but we are trying....
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Moonshine shot(s) to soothe the pain? Too soon?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I think that play-by-play reminded me that I haven't laughed in a week, and not like that in a long time--many thanks and kudos, AG. Times like this remind me the need to be more active so I can give out more rep...
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Donald Trump 2020
Or a few Jell-O shots...I kid!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Previously my wife became so interested in my interest in Shaggy/Surly, she started reading some threads, including this one. After these gems last night, she told me I was cleared to post: Me: Gives overview of the Corona thread and general escalation of craziness/outbreak Her: "I don't know why we're not just giving people the Corona shot?" Me (having not heard anything about this): "What?!? There's a shot for Coronavirus?!?" Her: "Well, yeah, we've been giving it to dogs for years!" (yes, folks, there is a Canine Coronavirus vaccine/shot, and yes, that was the thinking here). And later... Me: Gives overview of the crazy Corey Feldman situation and movie "showing" allegedly detailing the abuse of him and Corey Haim Her: "Huh. Well, has Corey Haim said what he thinks about all of this?" Me: "I give up"
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
Just when I think a 58-page thread on Zach Smith is ridiculous, Surly proves me wrong...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Not sure how appropriate it is to post from another thread, but an inadvertent lol from the Kobe thread...
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Dylan Moses' dad postpones decision to come back to Bama with insane letter
[Vince]Guys, PLEASE stop letting family get involved in your business affairs. K? Thnx, bai[/Young]
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THE Sun Bowl: AZ St vs FL St, CBS 1:00 pm
“Arizona was squatting on those plays”....well, I guess that’s one way to put it.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Thoughts and condolences, Skipper. I know based on some of your posts, you were particularly close. Good Girl, Carly...
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Smoked brisket- fat side up or down?
Off to the Surly start that I would expect (and know and love). Ida, I am as far from an expert as there could be, but in my limited experience (and attempt at a somewhat serious answer), fat-side up has always made a significant difference in keeping the meat (all types) more tender and flavorful. <Insert my/South Austin's mom joke here>
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10.14.19 Coach Herman press conference Noon
LULZ: On Keontay-Sam "heated" discussion (after surprised look) "That's news to me." Edit: sorry, bigup--I should have known you'd get that covered!
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Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
If any of you experts happened to see/hear it, could the Prosecution bringing up "sudden passion" during sentencing closing be an issue? Sounds like it was in the charge, but Defense was upset because they did not mention it. Side note: Kudos and a thank you to all the contributors on this thread--lots of useful information the past few days...
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About those LSU 'heat' cramps free timeouts
Yet another exhibit in why one of my mantras is "Don't say or do anything that would piss off Surly...ever." P.S. Oh, and Scholz's palpable disdain for LSU in every post is making me laugh--kudos...
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2021 QB Jalen Milroe
I had already heard about the commitment and read a couple of the articles, but just now took the time to watch his video. I generally skip these, but this one is worth it--you can tell the opportunity means a lot to him and his family. Hopefully this is a great sign considering how far out we are from the class of 2021.
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Bourbon
$70 for that tasting is outstanding! Great post, Dutch--I should have ditched my plans for the weekend and made the trip over from Austin....
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Gone posters
Considering how little I posted towards the end on Shaggy (and now here), it never occurred to check this thread. Appreciate Longboard Horn for asking and the kind words Goo! I registered early and still consider Surly the best source for unfiltered news/sports/life discussions, but figure most opinions are covered once I get around to reading a topic. However, if anyone was able to partake, I did show my appreciation by bringing BL a few jello shots for the tailgate last year. P.S. Oh, and Goo, I moved to Pflugerville a few years ago and now laugh every time I pass by Baris at how much s**t people used to give you about that place. Hope all is well...