Whoa whoa whoa - McCoy and Shipley were roommates?! That’s crazy! Why didn’t they mention that more in the coverage when they were playing? I think I read somewhere once that both of their fathers were attending school at the same time, too. Wouldn’t it be mind-blowing if they ALSO were… no, couldn’t be… if their fathers were roommates too, I’m sure we would have heard about it.
When the Trix rabbit showed up at Lincoln Riley's house looking for some sweet, sweet cereal, Lincoln Riley looked at him, said "Silly rabbit!" and then chopped him up into tiny chunks with a meat cleaver.
Lincoln Riley tells incoming freshmen "You won't believe this easy sure-fire way to win football games!", and then makes them click through 34 other slideshow links until they finally get to "Score more points than your opponent."
Unfortunately, the results of their choice (and theirs alone) is affecting the rest of us.
John Ruskin said this: "No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood."
Update on the Karen from last weekend who FAd and slapped a sailor on the anniversary of 9/11:
She AFOd as the week went on after local police got several tips as to who she was.