Everything posted by Capt. Squints
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2022 Presidents Cup
I'm surprised that Todd Lewis douche can still speak with Wood's johnson permanently lodged in his throat.
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Markets still falling like whoa
Yeah, that would have required a spine.
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Markets still falling like whoa
"Inflation is transitory" The cocksucker should have acted sooner.
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Most punchable face in entertainment?
Take an ice pick to his larynx for me.
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Most punchable face in entertainment?
- Other Games Thread 2022 edition
Nice rack and all, but there's no question that she would cook a bunny.- Auburn Penn St
No one else would take it.- Scott Frost - a very rich unemployed person
Isn't Iowa where the Mustard Museum is? And the world's largest ball of twine? When I get back from the FL Keys, I'm heading to Iowa with guarded anticipation.- Game Week- Alabama
In 2020, the current Alabama kicker was a perfect 98 for 98 in field goals and extra points and a first team All American. Last year he was 10 for 13 in field goals. and missed one of 58 extra points. Do better.- Clark Griswald is an American Goddamned Hero
She was born without a tongue, Clark. But don't you worry about her, she whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.- TCM's 31 Days of Oscar
The Best Years of Our Lives on TCM right now. Top 5 for me.- The Andy Griffith Show
Lol. Thanks for the correction.- The Andy Griffith Show
I always heard the same thing. She was probably the boarder who ratted out Klaatu.- The Andy Griffith Show
She cheated in the pickle contest iirc. Bitch made Andy sell his lucky fishing gear because she just had to have a mink stole because Clara got one. She probably molested Opie.- The Andy Griffith Show
Eugene Levy did a fine turn as Floyd. If you're a fan of SCTV, check out Joe Flaherty doing Quincy, M.E. where he autopsies Sylvester the Cat. Fucking priceless. I fucking hate Aunt Bea with a passion.- Let's Play......Fuck, Marry, or Date?
Yeah, she's pretty cute.- Let's Play......Fuck, Marry, or Date?
A young ( or old, idgaf) Kim Basinger. Margot Robbie for the trifecta.- Horrible way to die new stories
Death by quicksand would kind of suck. What happened to "Iggy' Ignatowski on Iwo Jima would suck worse. Ralph Ignatowski - Wikipedia.html- Anne Heche -- bad car accident
And the dog. Ruggs murdered the woman's dog too. At least Heche spared the turtle.- Horrible way to die new stories
Summer after our college freshman year, a couple of friends went scuba diving in one of the N. Florida panhandle caves. Both were very experienced divers, but they still got lost. When their bodies were recovered around 120' down, neither was wearing his weight belt. The thought of their final moments still haunts me decades later.- Horrible way to die new stories
Jesus. I hope it wasn't a league game.- Horrible way to die new stories
I think we have a winner.- Worst National Titles in CFB History
All I can say is to enjoy it while it lasts, because it won't last forever. I was in school during the Bryant era and knew then to appreciate (when sober) the moment. I just hope that after Saban retires, our journey into the wilderness won't be as long or as painful as the last one.- Worst National Titles in CFB History
We (Bama) were also recognized by the AP as champs in 1964. As pointed out many times before, the bowl games just weren't that important back then..just a fun trip/award for the players for a good season. Bryant clearly didn't care that much about the bowls as evidenced by his bowl game record. 1966 was a fucking travesty.- Kids thrust upon us because parent’s connections
Walter Huston-great John Huston-great Angelica Huston-meh Ron Howard-great Clint Howard-strange af, but cool Fuck the Sheens - Other Games Thread 2022 edition
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