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StassneyHorn

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  1. lawyers are charging clients to write fanfic on this board about facefucking children. Just log off for the day already.
  2. It's been 18 years, but I remember the UTSA baseball stadium was pretty much a space of grass between the track field and Chapparal Village dorms. Would be lucky to fit 100 people. Baseball players had such little man syndrome about people wearing other school's tshirts on campus and in the cafeteria.
  3. OU is Jason Voorhees. Will celebrate when they are out. Great game and way to go TK on an emotional day.
  4. Was an individual taxable account for the dividend account. Once it hits 10k per month n dividends I’ll dial back the obnoxious posts (I won’t), post less due to rolling brownouts (in the Philippines), but always a good fishing photo from a beach (in Belize). Will probably move to a 50% growth/50% covered call etf/divvy/BTC approach in the retirement account. I just need to get out here before a woman changes her mind.
  5. This is like turning on ESPN for 5 straight years and watching Skip and Stephen A decide who’s the GOAT
  6. The same people who want to say Russia doesn’t take a shit without a plan, now want to say they are inept. Biden exposed Putin’s Russia to the world and nobody is left wondering what power they bring.
  7. And we all saw how incredibly "soft" they are. All of Western Europe contributed to the cause and US didn't have to send a single troop to establish the worldwide mockery. Textbook definition of soft power is getting other people to do your work.
  8. Allow me to be the first to wish a Happy Paycheck Friday to all who celebrate. 5 month down already. Hope all you made appropriate summer plans and that your baseball/softball tournament wishes come true. My normal spending is going to have a slight uptick for me this month cause I'm flying to Houston for a 40th wedding anniversary for an uncle/aunt and am keeping tabs on Omaha possibilities again with our baseball team. Monthly dividends equaled 88% of what my gross monthly paychecks are, so that was nice.
  9. Also, the single best tip for your kids is to forget retirement accounts. Invest in assets that can pay you 5k a month in dividends. You can live mostly anywhere on that once you achieve that.
  10. Reposting so all can laugh at. The baby dick that is the Russian military was exposed by Ukraine after Biden said go ahead, do it. Prigozhin, whose name literally translates to vodka and cigarettes, could have named himself President at any moment in 2023.
  11. Before you know it midterm elections will be here, and if Dems are successful in the House all of the bitching and crying is done. If your kids aren’t teenagers now, they won’t remember most of this shit. Or just go to Mexico. It’s easy. Go literally anywhere. Nobody is stopping you. Abandon any family you have and bang whores in SE Asia like every Aussie, Brit, and Russian with a passport.
  12. Just put a parking cone somewhere night before then pull up on gameday and put it in your car.
  13. Mexican food sucks in Pensacola. That’s all I got.
  14. Read my post again and realize YOU are the dumb fuck.
  15. Am going to Nashville regional from Chicago most likely. Midtown Nashville is pretty much become every version of Midtown XXXXX, Fill in the blank. Good spots are Cookout, Chuys,Velvet Taco as food options. Nashville is a place with good restaurants but not good food (Hot chicken hurts your asshole).
  16. Beer, someone you don’t know on the internet wants you to sell your hard earned vacation house, so please do it.
  17. marijuana makes you stupid and gives your kid’s autism if you’re lucky enough to not be infertile.
  18. Yea you’ll really impress us then
  19. My YouTube algorithm has been stuck on Da Nang videos for a bit. Seems like it’s become a Nomad hotspot.
  20. I wont do the math, but I fucking nailed this with distributions and growth. EDIT: this was prior to liberation day. NVM
  21. Covid vaccines gave Joe Biden cancer.
  22. When you slide your debit card at Home Depot will you say “We’re all in this together”
  23. Nope cheaper there for what I need. Plenty of grocery stores I can walk to bitch I approve of the 70s
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