Everything posted by StassneyHorn
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
The people not taken off payroll who were “fired” via email is going to be so god damn funny when we hear about it 20 years from now
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
All of my edits are for autocorrects or to meme people
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
No I mean people who do actual work. And I dont work for the government. Your generation created excel and still can’t use it
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
The shittiest government workers are all these new Trump hires that would be better off selling you Inno Supps on Instagram.
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
I would put “Re-Sign” in the subject line, state my new pay, bonus structure, work conditions (remote) and see if any reaction. Throw a fit if wrongly included. Its so clear nobody checked with lawyers (worth a damn) and compliance on this.
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
The only people who know Marketing Cloud platforms efficiently will not work efficiently for this ha
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
The bureaucracy needs to be greatly expanded. It’s the only way for efficient workflows to operate quickest.
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2021 - Is inflation finally back in the conversation?
There are two posters who owe me a suck’n and they haven’t stopped by yet
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
I'd like to see a US Postal Service Skills challenge ala the Pro Bowl. Put it on TV. Timed obstacle course. German shepherds, porch pirates, cars parked on the curb blocking the mailbox. Trim the fat then hire replacements.
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
Question for the room, do we want to count this as Jobsgiving?
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
You’re Fired! But allow me to to be the first to offer you 7 months of paid leave and your pension, DJT 2025 Thread
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2021 - Is inflation finally back in the conversation?
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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
Since the lock button is broken, I’ll just continue to post good news. In the most “I’m scared of my own success” bullshit out there today, and rampant with the whiny cucks on this board,I bring you the new term dujour for kids who did everything you asked Net worth of millennials has quadrupled: Why some call it 'phantom wealth' https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/01/27/net-worth-of-millennials-has-jumped-why-some-call-it-phantom-wealth.html
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2021 - Is inflation finally back in the conversation?
Yes. Cereal costs 2 dollars there. Suck my dick.
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Trump’s America
The amount of “Don’t give a fucks” Walgreens has with cereal prices is astounding. You can buy a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for 6.59 or buy 2 for $4 of the Walgreens version.
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Trump’s America
I’m openly celebrating his vacation days for the next two years.
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Trump’s America
There was literally zero talk about the Texas legislature before I arrived and forced it down everyone’s throat to break up “DAE think Trump is evil” topics. I am a net positive in all of your lives. You can thank me in my DMs if you’re not comfortable showing vulnerability.
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Trump’s America
You sound bitter for someone who has loads of sex with consenting 20 year olds that are not down on their luck and turn to prostitution and it’s manager. Address me as a manager.
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Trump’s America
Let me guess you could’ve pulled some actual 21 year olds, but sugar babies was closer
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Trump’s America
I cannot explain in words how fuggin stupid you are
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Trump’s America
100% of Walgreens have groceries
- Trump’s America
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Trump’s America
86% can’t afford gas to a different location.
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Tariff wars, they have began