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Matuka

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Everything posted by Matuka

  1. He was suspended during his redshirt year and therefore wasn't going to play anyway. I think that's what NOMAAA is saying.
  2. Hell, if you know what that is, it is past your bedtime.
  3. sorry about your dad threesheets
  4. Ralphie definitely sounded amped up; I felt a little uncomfortable.
  5. I'm reminded of a Randy Travis song right about now.
  6. I forgot the setup but one band was Don't Fear the Queefer
  7. It’s a happy fish
  8. Quincy actually gave an apology for his past behavior, which Dan kinda cut him off gently and told him the apology wasn't necessary; he wanted the call to be positive. Dan asked if they could check back with him; Quincy said sure, but asked for some warning next timed.
  9. They did indeed.
  10. Trevor has been skipping leg day
  11. hits close to home; been to the Santa Rosa Roundup a couple of times and hunted on the Waggoner Ranch once.
  12. It will end in April when it warms up, at least that’s what President Cheeto said. And he’s an expert!
  13. I was expecting a few beach pics with slutty coeds...disappointing.
  14. ummm, that's not Oprah, that's a clone.
  15. Robert Wilonsky getting a new job at Heritage Auctions. Will still have a column at DMN. He was a little verklempt talking about the last couple of years, dealing with cancer, immersing himself in work. He’ll still do Intentional Grounding. He’s a good dude.
  16. Trish has a hard time completing a sentence.
  17. Chef Shan with the brisket y'all!
  18. University of Miami?...CLOSED!!
  19. Cardale Jones will not get called up to the NFL.
  20. You've had success in scoring weed, DeadArmadillo. A lot of weed. Be proud of that!
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