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Matuka

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Everything posted by Matuka

  1. Taking your coach the day after your 2nd place finish in the CWS wasn’t a win?
  2. Don’t believe I was insinuating it wasn’t the truth or may not be. sorry I gave you that impression.
  3. Yes, but Publix has free crabs in Tallahassee
  4. Lulz…
  5. Yep, Make Androgyny Great Again
  6. At least Roger Clemens has his head screwed on straight…
  7. It’s now a “Barra Brava”. Same concept, but catering to our Latino brethren primarily. Went there once, wasn’t too bad but music was way too loud as those places are wont to be.
  8. Wouldn’t the planned date of the wedding been known to the then bride to be as a likely Spring game date?
  9. And have you seen the size of the bass over there? HOO WHEE!!
  10. There was aggy in Nantucket Who was out of place like a fish in a bucket His name was Looch He doesn’t like cooch So he searched for a sheep to fuck it
  11. Three constants in life: death, taxes and aggy screwing up simple shit. No doubt an aggy printer screwed the pooch and the aggy assigned to proofread in the AD failed to catch the error.
  12. A tale as old as time.
  13. Pretty much kills him proclaiming himself “Football Switzerland” for so many years until recently officially became aggy.
  14. @Patrick Bateman Great videos of Verne back in the day, thanks. Wild to remember the Cowboys/NFL back then with things like: 6 preseason games, coaches bitching about an OT coming in 36 pounds overweight at 286, dogs and kids running around the training camp field, and a desolate Thousand Oaks, CA. And who could forget the great Otto Stowe…
  15. She’s sentenced to 20 weekends in jail. Yes, I’m serious.
  16. Matuka replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Read that book…50 years ago. God, I’m old.
  17. And yet they make cost cutting measures by eliminating staff of an athletic program without telling the head coach.
  18. Fuck around, find out… https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/texas-woman-convicted-hate-crimes-racist-assault-asian-women-rcna157776
  19. So Ireland and Northern Ireland have a combined olympic team?
  20. Not legit. Notice the “PGATUOR”. It’s a mock account.
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