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Katfid54

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  1. In addition to suggesting who each recruit looks like, I'll also gladly cherry-pick gifs supporting my interpretation of each recruit's weaknesses (but only when those weaknesses are directly belied by the statistical record).
  2. I was not a very good RB back in the day. Got some carries at fullback, but was a way better DE/DT. No one would confuse me with Jamaal Charles.
  3. My understanding is that we dont have the technology yet.
  4. Explain it to me like I'm five.
  5. There are going to be two solid attrition candidates out of our CB room--two of Jamison, Green, Boyce, or Cook. Only way that doesn't happen, in my view, is if the starters turn out to be Green and Cook and Jamison is convinced he has a future at Nickel.
  6. CTJ got me like:
  7. Wtf keep that shit in the Cloakroom.
  8. I'm not saying you're being a bitch, Burt. But you're being a bitch.
  9. Not as fast as I was with your mom last night.
  10. The math does not seem to check out.
  11. Why do we think it's more likely Ringo than Ransom?
  12. Sounds about right.
  13. It's never lupus.
  14. The voice singing at the end of the video is actually Chris Thompson, Jr. Silent flip confirmed.
  15. Drink. The. Tears!!!
  16. Have you ever noticed how much he looks like the kid from the 6th Sense?
  17. More like: Rivals - The photocopied version of a fax printout of recruiting rankings.
  18. You're confusing necessary and sufficient conditions, bro.
  19. How dare you accuse me of stumbling into that joke. Being a dumbass while thinking I'm a smart ass is where I exist 100% of the time.
  20. Probably should have held watkins out of practice today, though, right?
  21. Pick literally any successful QB and they look weird as fuck. Manning; Brady's weird ass hospital ward body; Drew Brees's growths; literally everything about Pat Mahomes; literally everything about Jared Goff.
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