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TejasPedro

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  1. We can’t execute a proper your momma joke around here how in the hell are we going to negotiate a Portal player negotiation. Forgive us Lord Vader for we know not what we do!
  2. Sark, your Portal Culture is sucking major donkey dick right now. And yes we have gone over this….. he reads this thread and the other ones for direction, wisdom and finding his truth, and purpose.
  3. Does Derrian Brown have any eligibility left?
  4. I’ve heard there is something out there that to this day remains undefeated….. Have we tried that yet?
  5. The eyes of ting a ling a ling ling,Mundian to bachke……..are upon you.
  6. Serious ass question, would Flood have taken Kasey Studdard?
  7. it’s not like we can just sprinkle Portal Fairy cum on the situation and make it all better. Sark really might not be the guy! Flood may have just killed us all
  8. At this point you walk into that portal player meeting like a boss and say here is the offer once you walk out that door without signing the deal it is void.
  9. do some of these guys need to get out the mother fucker!
  10. This feels like we are getting out cookie caked!
  11. Does anyone have eyes on Sark?
  12. Do you know what kind of bread they recruit at LSU? Challah!!!!
  13. 10 DBs and a nose tackle
  14. Have any Saudi Princes gone through the 40? Damn what’s it take to get a billionaire to throw money at a Football program?
  15. Not to be shown up by tech giant Mark Cuban, Michael Dell just announced he would donate a Dell Desktop and a Monitor to the next player signed from the Portal. Forgot to mention the Monitor is a 34inch curved Refurbished.
  16. This is looking like a bad day. We lose to the Vols in BBall and next day Bo decides to enter the portal probably heading to Knoxville to be closer to his daddy Rick. We need a Portal Slump Buster like right now.
  17. Every time I see Saint Cignetti mentioned I can hear Miserere mei, Deus playing in the background.
  18. Speedy Recovery Ship, thanks for bringing us all so much joy!
  19. Fuck the Benson Boone bitch ass wannabe. Parker is dead to me. Oh hey in other news it’s 3:29 and he and OU sux
  20. We might be heading into the area of having to sacrifice a Surly Virgin. This is getting to be pretty redamndiculous!
  21. Is it that hard to understand when you got a wise guy making offers these guys can’t refuse….
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