Everything posted by EZ$
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
Green was the #1 recruit in Texas the year he came out. 24/7 Composite.
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
He was the number 1 recruit in Texas.
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
Sterns had the invisible guy in the flat.
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Urban Meyer or bust
So are there really people on here who don’t want Urban to be our next HC?? I’d be happy with just getting 4 years before he flakes. He’ll have us back (for real this time) next year and by year 5, he can hand off the well-oiled machine to a person of his choosing.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Hi Blake. Fuck you.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
At least we won’t lose the Brocks.
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Texas opens as a 14 point favorite v Baylor
I see you are new to Tom Herman Texas Football. Welcome and prepare thy anus.
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
We didn’t get rid of the song, but told them they don’t have to acknowledge or stick around after the game for it and tried to sneak it in real quick after the first home game to make it “less awkward”. Well, here we are and shits more awkward than ever. We should have just won those last 2 games and all would be well and good.
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
We didn’t put our foot down and caved hard to the players because we thought we were lined up for a special season and didn’t want to jeopardize that. Now that the season has already gone to shit, we seem to be regretting that. The aggies had just as high hopes as we did for this season, but Jimbo somehow kept them all in line without having 2-3 players a week threatening to quit/transfer all summer. Yeah, Mond had his short stint as a SJW, but never did he mentioned quitting or sitting out and after those couple days, never another peep about that statue. Did Jimbo risk the season and put his foot down and tell them to shut up and play (risking a mutiny) or do the aggy players just care more about football and winning than they do about all the “racial injustices” on their campus?
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2020 Atlanta Braves
Disappointed in the outcome after being up 2-0 and 3-1 in the series, but overall, a pretty damn good season. Hard to imagine we’d be a couple baserunning blunders (and bad bullpen/staff management in my mind) from the World Series after losing Soroka and Hamels for basically the whole season. Eventhough we’ll get Soroka back, we still need a Hamels-type vet in the rotation next year along with an Ozuna replacement. Pache will take over for Markakis, but would be nice to upgrade Duvall with a more consistent hitter since we’ll still likely go with Riley at 3B.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
So....it’s happening???
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
And yet, the “Negro Killer” still stands proud on the aggy campus without any other issues/threats/demands from the aggy players. Jimbo has his boys in line, I’ll give him that much.
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NLCS- Dodgers v Braves
So who the hell are the Braves going to throw out there today? Can Culberson get us 3 innings???
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NLCS- Dodgers v Braves
Was worried we burned through all our bullpen arms yesterday, but still have Will Smith and Greene who didn’t pitch yesterday. We’ll need them with Wright and Wilson back to back.
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Texas Roster 2020
Luke Brockermeyer is only a sophomore? Is he still on scholarship? Why are we giving scholarships to underclassmen walk-ons who aren’t even on the two-deep (ok, I know why in his case and that pisses me off even more)?
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Does Sam come back for 2021?
This right here.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Having sex is hard.
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
Maybe we can replace it with “Don’t Stop Believing”?? Wait, is that racist? Did Journey have any black members? Nope, don’t think so. Racist bastards.
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If not Urban Meyer, who?
COVID may have killed off all the blue hairs....
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If not Urban Meyer, who?
I don’t give a fuck anymore. If it means us getting on a 10-15 year roll, hire Stoops with Briles as his OC and Mike Vick as our extracurricular events planner.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yes
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2020 RB Bijan Robinson
Bijan isn’t fast, explosive or elusive. He’s a glider with some one-cut ability, but definitely not the best RB recruit in the nation. Pretty disappointed, but we really aren’t utilizing his 1 or 2 strengths in this offense.
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Sam the only player to stay for the Eyes
So the cake is baked???
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Sam the only player to stay for the Eyes
Bunch of pussies with no heart. Sam is the only one that cares, but he’s no VY to carry the whole team.
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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
Is it just me or do we suck???