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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & Iāll Continue Showing You
Lots of folks surprised by this QB snap allocation news. Why? Literally the only advantage Thompson has over Card is seniority. Yeah he balled out in the bowl game, which gruntles me. It's good to know he's got it in him. Aside from that, pretty much everybody and everything says Card is the better prospect. Better mechanics, better athlete, higher ceiling, more willing to take shots, which Sark wants. Maybe the timeline is more accelerated than we anticipated, but I don't get being surprised that Card has the edge.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & Iāll Continue Showing You
I mean, at one point they said with a straight face that our 2017 Oline was better than 2014 Ohio State. Goodbye credibility with that one. Between that and bending over for Maryland in the first game, itās hard to believe that I fell for their shit at the time. What can I say, I love kool-aid.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & Iāll Continue Showing You
Conversely, look at the things that the Herman regime said were strengths!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & Iāll Continue Showing You
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & Iāll Continue Showing You
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Honestly, that kid looks exactly how I want my linemen to look. Like a giant dude who will kick your ass.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Soooooā¦. At what point do we admit that there is a big ass recruiting problem right now? Like, we as a board come to an agreement and stop nitpicking about details and just goddamned agree that something is definitely wrong with our attempts to get good football players to come play for our team. It seems like every time people point out that āshit is currently fucked upā it turns into a debate, as if we all arenāt privy to the exact same buttfucking information about how the good football players donāt want to come here as of right now. I feel like if we can admit that then our bullshitting will at least feel more productive as we brainstorm for ideas our staff should pursue, but definitely wonāt.- Realignment talk not going away
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Talk about circular logic! āWe donāt like Texas because we think they try to run things.ā āWe left the Big 12 for the Big 10 with our tails between our legs because we got our ass kicked in both football and political maneuvering, beginning realignment musical chairs resulting in the dilution of the Big 12 with shitass West Virginia and TCU.ā -Texas stays in the conference for another decade, keeping it afloat- -Texas stands to lose money and football recruiting by being stuck with dregs after Nebraska blows up the conference, so after a decade finally gives in to the inevitable and finds actual peers- āSee! I told you Texas would destroy the conference, my narrative is validated!ā- Realignment talk not going away
Rumor is theyāre a bunch of asshats who left the Big 12 primarily because of us, and would probably not want to see us again. Between that and their dipshit QB from a few years back Iād add them in to the fuck pile.- Realignment talk not going away
I say do it. Do it to fuck with the Aggies and Mizzou. Do it to fuck with Tech. Do it to leave Fatterson on an island alone with Mike Gundy so they can suck each other off. Do it so we can play Arky, LSU, and Aggo rather than KU, ISU, and KSU. And fuck West Virginia while weāre at it. Burn the whole goddamn thing down and letās go conquer the SEC. Those rubes donāt know what theyāre doing inviting the wolf into their house. Letās fuckin do it!- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
My buddy is from Yutan, Nebraska and is a lifelong Husker fan. I knew we were fucked when he started laughing maniacally at me when we hired Watson. He had been bitching about Watson for years beforehand, so yeah I had a pretty fuckin bad feeling about that one from the jump, despite liking the Charlie hire initially.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Nope, but Iāve got some thoughts on Napoleonās handling of Operation Barbarossa if you guys are interested.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Itās on them if they make recruiting decisions based on obviously shaky information. Everybody on the planet knows these kids are fickle. You gotta have backup plans for your backup plans. Telling players ready to visit āNaw, weāre goodā (as reported) and then having the rug pulled out from under us like weāre goddamned Loony Tunes antagonists is a pretty shitty look. I aināt Chicken Little, but things sure donāt look rosy on the recruiting front at the moment. I hope we get something going soon, because contrary to Mensaās bylaws momentum is a real thing.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
At this juncture, I am mentally prepared to miss on everyone we want during the summer, go balls to the wall during the season, and end up either flipping them back or getting newer, better recruits when itās all said and done. That or crash spectacularly and require a liver transplant.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Good thing we have a āWorthyā WR in the pipeline thatās presumably not made of glass, discontent, and dumbbells for hands.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
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- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I read it as āCard has looked better to everybody involved, and the only thing making this a competition is that Casey is an upperclassman with a pretty damn good performance on tape. If Hudson had the Alamo Bowl performance, that plus spring performance would render a competition irrelevant and heād already be named starter.ā I may have read it wrong, though. Iām just some asshole on Surly.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
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this threadā¦- 2021 Texas spring football thread
I guess weāll never know. It would help if you listed them. Then we could find out.- 2021 Texas spring football thread
I love it! No time for bullshit questions. I was initially skeptical of the Sark hire, but apart from a Mark Stoops-sized speedbump I have to say that Iām a convert. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
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