Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Iām not. I mean, Iām here, just not for him. I am here in hopes of watching him spiral further when itās finally outed that he is the secret bastard love child of Ketch and Plonsky. So, maybe I am here for him?
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Big fucking Josh
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Done really say ādonāt fuck with meā lol
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Holy shit fat boy
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Christ that was a missile
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Swamp thing from Con Air
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
We are really good at doing dumb shit
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Holy fuckin shit Holy fuckin shit
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Little Sam is a baller and Iām buying a shirsey. Might even buy a large for Spy
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
This gonna be a 13-12 kinda game
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Yeah, this is not good
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Seeing Zeke at 1B will never not make me nauseous. Hell, give Higgy a mitt and see what happens.
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How Is That Chain Still Open?
Thereās no such thing as a good LJS.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Back to back jackassery on the basepaths. Wow
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Somebody tell little Sam to chill the fuck out
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
The retardation of this road trip continues
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Bombi will save us
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Bombi came to party
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Motherfucker figure it the fuck out
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Fat Rowdy likes to party
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Corey got all of that one
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Big Josh catching splinters again. Guess this calf thing is gonna be a problem. Osuna/Tellez/Pederson would probably make for a heck of a hotdog eating contest; not ideal for a lineup in August chasing a playoff spot
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Radioactive Wasps
Yeah, the Cesium-137 really seals in the flavor
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Radioactive Wasps
Csb/ Iāve stood right at the base of that fireball, but 52 years later (the first time)
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
You could blur out the hand and Iād still know you were lily white by the countertops.