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Herbie Hancock

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  1. I’m still waiting on you to explain the difference in these two so my simple mind can understand
  2. Please, tell me the difference between the two.
  3. What was your CK count? Also, what was your white count, and how long after your workout was your blood draw?
  4. Got to our hotel early. Jack Demsey’s for a pint and Reuben. Macy’s market, Bryant Christmas market, Grand Central Christmas market, then I tapped out and had to do something manly so I went back to the hotel to workout before dinner. Just left Loreley and went to Ripple room; Holy shit I’m too old for that place. Ps, this wind is cuckin fold.
  5. I spent 13 days in a burn unit with 2nd and 3rd degree burns over almost 20% of my body. I also caught shingles when I was 19. I’ll take the burns every time.
  6. 8 of the last ten posts made were by people on my ignore list. Figured something worth reading might have happened. Nope, fantana still a sniveling twat and incredulity still a flaming cunt. You two should just fuck and get it over with.
  7. Well, that would explain why you don’t get paid to think.
  8. I agree, and that’s why I put the caveat of I’m not trying to be a dick. It is, however, human nature to try and find the easiest/most comfortable way to accomplish something. While that may be beneficial in most areas of life, trying to find an easier/more comfortable way to do something when it pertains to physical fitness is typically counterproductive to the end goal. Maybe I should have just said that from the beginning, but that would have been too easy
  9. I’m not trying to be a dick here, but the entire idea behind working out is getting uncomfortable….
  10. Speaking of weirdos. Haven’t seen either of these dorks in the daylight yet. Took what I thought was an old 8 last night, but it turns out he was 7 points. Almost 16” inside spread and missing some teeth. I’m guessing at least 5.5 years old. Weighed 167 pounds before cleaning. Took my 6 year old with me and was curious how he’d handle the cleaning part. Picked him up from school this afternoon and the first thing he does when he gets in the truck is scream out “DAD CAN WE GO HUNTING TONIGHT”. I guess I did alright
  11. Shades of Regina Hartwell, but the male version?
  12. Morton used to run 3-4 plays out of gate everytime we played them when he was still at Monty. Always a PITA because no matter how much we practiced it, there’s always some idiot that goes full potato. Reckon they’re coming out in that formation to see what the other team does, and when they don’t go full potato then they align normally.
  13. How do you feel about the real one?
  14. This pic would’ve given Little Jimmy Dickens a hardon
  15. Thanks, taxi it is. Last time we were in town we almost got caught in the tunnel for an extended amount of time, and our cabbie told us he gets stuck in traffic there several times a week for a couples hours each time. Was hoping to avoid that possibility, but I checked the NYC subway app after I made the above post and realized there’s no easy way to do that. Kinda like you guys already said.
  16. 1) what size pedal did pops have? 2) Allens makes some nice boots. Not my style, but they appear to be quality so I can’t knock ‘em.
  17. LaGuardia to Chelsea. Subway or Taxi?
  18. Will either be there or Peaster v Paradise in Springtown. Leaning Aledo if you’ll swap the Icee out for the bohemian garlic beef jerky and a tall boy of lonestar light.
  19. That’s not the ringing endorsement you think it is
  20. Dallas Wilson only had 12 more catches and 174 more yards this season than I did. Pay no mind to the simple dolt you quoted.
  21. I have this argument with my wife probably once a month. She gets all spun up about a 4 pound increase (she weighs herself everyday, which is another argument in itself). I weighed myself fresh out of bed, at lunch, and again at night just to prove a point. Some days I am as much as 11 pounds heavier at bedtime than when I woke up that day. She still doesn’t listen. [emoji2357]
  22. My robe is multicolored, not black. Exhibit A:
  23. I’ve said it here before but for some reason it constantly has to be reaffirmed. You didn’t get fat/out of shape in a week. You won’t get skinny/ripped in a week either. And once you get skinny, you won’t get fat again in a week. MAYBE two pounds of a 10-12 pound jump in a week is fat, the rest is water due to inflammation. Get back on track and in a week to ten days you’ll be at most 2-ish pounds over where you were before you went off the rails. Progress, not perfection.
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