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TriStone

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  1. TriStone replied to markstanco's topic in Football
    Ugh, I was so triggered by yet another concern troll about "muh optics" that I missed this turd that preceded it! Can we afford it "politically?" Is that seriously a concern for anyone? Is there some cabal of politicians that are gonna come down on us like the hammer of Thor for firing an incompetent football coach, or are you just a graduate from the Randolph Duke School of Incessant Fucktardery?
  2. TriStone replied to markstanco's topic in Football
    Jeebus TIDDYFUCKING christ but I hate this argument most of all. FUCK the goddamn optics and do what needs to be done.
  3. Yeah, same here after watching this hot garbage called Tuff Turf. She was smoke in the 80s.
  4. She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin.
  5. She's going to outlive him.
  6. Makes the fact that he's obviously being passed over pretty funny.
  7. He may not be brandy, but he's definitely more aggy than any aggy could ever hope to be.
  8. Are you asking if it's his penultimate post on the topic?
  9. You and RD could spend your Saturdays jerking each other off in protest.
  10. Another idiot unmasks himself.
  11. Well, that started just like I thought it might.
  12. I wonder if the "be on the look out" (Bolo) was a tie pun.
  13. Yeah but no one would follow you because you're a joke.
  14. Kids. In the NFL/MLB/etc. Seems like the age of adulthood just keeps climbing.
  15. Can anyone tell me where this "can't have good football AND good academics" line of thought originated? There's a set of nuts out there somewhere that have earned a good punch.
  16. It seems like when you start spouting off about endowments and aggy all the blood rushes to your dick and you stop thinking straight. Comparisons of Urban Meyer to Art Briles are the hallmark of a truly dumb fuck. Every single time you drift out of your lane you come off as a fucking moron.
  17. You probably just lack the cognitive capacity to fully understand his point. It's not your fault. This is J.R. we're talking about. Dude's just operating on another level.
  18. Just poked my head in and saw this. Not saying you're wrong, but we all know who the real problem is. Knute fucking Rockne would struggle for wins here.
  19. You could ask for clarification, but J.R. might not answer because he just isn't sure you'll be able to figure it out. He's very intelligent.
  20. Or it might fade away like a fart in a rainstorm once the election season is over.
  21. I've never thought they were the same person, but it is strange how they both show up into threads at the same time and post on top of each other. They're like Surly's very own Bert and Ernie. Very odd.
  22. We really need to keep playing the games man. Send everyone home and they'll all forget that Herman is a wet turd and we'll get to enjoy watching him fuck up in 2021 while Urban patrols the OU sideline.
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