Everything posted by UnhappilyMarried
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Some dork with a twitter account was on this within hours, but it took our staff 4 weeks to offer
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
We moved the goalposts for them. This is the first signing class after the SEC announcement. Beating us becomes a bigger motivator that winning championships. They knew they had to go big to restock before we’re on their schedule again
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
This led me down an old TE hole… To the surprise of no one, Major Tennison got buried in basement of the depth chart. Supposedly he’s an elite holder though. That one-two punch of Tennison/Irv Smith was going to be incredible
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
We were in line for a dozen more “at least the Longhorn made the top 3 edit” moral victories and a 20-25 ranked class (maybe a bit higher due to bread) before nearly every recruiting rival had major coaching changes and sources outside our AD announced NIL deals.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This list is irrelevant until bowl season is finished. Short term rentals won’t affect numbers for 2023, but even if it did, who cares? Pitching early playing time is for losers and every year we have to do it signifies another year wasted on the field.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Banking on freshmen (only 1 or 2/7 are EE?) to solve our OL problems makes about as much sense as Sark and Flood looking at their OL room last year and thinking they could make it work without stopgap help until realizing their fuck up 9 months later. Nobody in this thread will be as patient with long term development when we’re rolling out the same jags as last year and burning through the eligibility of the best offensive stars we’ve had on campus in over a decade.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Johntay Cook has been liking Marion/Addison stuff too. Plenty of smoke, but it feels like Sark is looking for established options that won’t have him searching for another WR coach in 2022
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Did he win those or did other schools lose them? He lost Guilbeau to Patterson. He lost Brooks to Coombs. We’re only still running in 2nd/3rd for Matthews because of a coaching change. Watts was a lock from the second he entered the portal
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
On the list of issues from last season, “player performance while winning by 35” probably doesn’t crack to top 200
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
You can’t really blame a corner for cheating in on the backfield when he has no confidence in the front seven’s ability to play the run. Finding an above average linebacker to plug in will do more for the secondary than any available DB transfer
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
California recruits don’t stay on our roster when they don’t play. QBs don’t stay on our roster when they don’t play. An Austin-based DE is far more likely to stick around long enough to develop into a contributor
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
IT and TFB couldn’t be more opposed there. TFB with the sharpie too
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Dp
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Matthew Golden. Chris Marshall?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
If Campbell is announcing at an all star game, he wants intrigue. His signing getting leaked kills intrigue. Roach is getting got here
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I can understand why a recruit and their family would take cash in hand now over a promise of 150k/year that’s subject to the whims of the NCAA. I’m sure Jimbo is harping on the uncertain future of the NIL landscape until they can get their operation up and running.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
That guy’s timeline is a complete mess, but he did retweet Rod about the Steelers coach
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I would agree, but he’s gone from volunteer assistant, to asst player personnel guy, to director of recruiting, to Temple RB coach in 5-6 years. Obviously his bosses have been happy with something
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
For all the talk of Carrington being overrated, has even 1 single signee mentioned Harris as a positive factor in their recruitment?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Fundraising is easier when you don’t let Kansas hang 60 on you
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Booting Woodard to clear a scholarship for Woodard 2.0 never made sense to me
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I mean Finkley was the antagonist here. He’s well within his rights to shoot back at him.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
One of the biggest days of their lives and all of the photos will have a giant TAKIS logo in the background
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Aranda replacing Fat Pat as our resident negative recruiter
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
He got booted from Penn State’s class after he robbed a Wawa. I assume they want him back now