Everything posted by BayouBill
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Anytime my wife and her friends try and coordinate the most trivial plan together, they act like they're trying to plan a trip to the fucking moon.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
room temp pizza and cheese enchiladas better than hot as well
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Class of 2019 No-Bump-Panic Commit Updates
Doesn't appear to be in stride...pull offer immediately
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
Like it. Better than a half empty filled in endzone
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Gross shit from when you were a kid
Have always hated mushrooms and olives. Just cant. BUT...marshmallow cream and peanut butter white bread sandwich for the motherfuckin win
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
When i pull up along side a terrible driver while passing them and they have BOTH hands on the steering wheel. 10 & 2. It makes me angry that driving has them so nervous.
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Texas Spring Football Game 2018
Also, our best RB or O-lineman arent even on campus yet. And those are our two weakest positions. We can get 9 wins.
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Texas Spring Football Game 2018
Has anyone watched other spring games? They all looked boring, sloppy, and every team struggled in one or two aspects. (Minus Clemson...they looked good everywhere) I'm not saying our game was inspiring but for all you people thinking we will suck this year, you cant gather shit from any spring game. Especially one that mixes the teams up without true 1st or 2nd teams.
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2018 Golf Thread of Dominance
high 70's-low 80's player. Sliced my left index pretty bad on glass two weeks ago and I tried to play the next week. Stitches ripped open on driving range when i was just seeing what ball contact would do. The other guys I was meeting up at the course (crystal falls) were a little late so I was about to call them and cancel. Right as I was about to they pull up talking shit and asking if I'm ready to get "dat ass beat". Said fuck it and played...shot 103. I did get dat ass beat.
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27 Most Iconic Austin Dishes
personally I'd have the Simple Cheeseburger from Bartlett's on any Austin food list
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The way too early prediction poll
I'll be executing the most perfect swan dive right next you if this happens.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
#teamhitch. Banging your shin on one is like snapping your arm with a bow string...you only do it once.
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Best movies to watch while hammered
No clue...I have the DVD from around 12 years ago.
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Best movies to watch while hammered
It's amazing. Stoned or not.
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Best movies to watch while hammered
The greatest movie to watch when stoned is a little known masterpiece called Rolling Kansas. In that moment it's the perfect movie.
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Texas Spring Football Thread
I member. Wish i didnt, but I member.
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Grad transfer thread
which would give him a medical red-shirt, right?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Just respond with "sport"...but be prepared to fight.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Holy SHIT STFU!!!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
always see it written in regards to some stupid article or picture online.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
"*insert whatever* just shut down the internet!" "the internet goes crazy over.....!" "blah blah blah just won the internet!!!" hate that millennial bullshit
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
It means after our last recruiting haul, and the percieved notion we are on the upswing, that other schools are scared of what may be about to happen here and they're doubling down on the negative recruiting. It would probably be to a worse degree than ever before this cycle because aggy and sooner cant afford to have us be a contender again. So...hence the big shifts occuring on OVs
- Texas recruiting notes 2019
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Dallas Cowboys 2018 offseason thread
Glad he's gone. My bet is he ends up in LA (rams)