Did y’all hear about the school of the deaf winning that state title?? Pretty cool. I heard Tom is actively recruiting several players from their rivals down the road, school of the blind. A good sign that Texas is indeed back, and Urban will turn them into first round draft picks
NEW UPDATE!!!
It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!