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sdm

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Everything posted by sdm

  1. Says the man whose team can't seem to hold on to QBs.
  2. If she had gotten any higher up in the stadium those things might have popped.
  3. Our defense is going to wear down. Our offense is having to sit too long.
  4. Let's go, Hook'Em!
  5. sdm replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    I will admit, my hatred of aggy sometimes clouds my judgement.
  6. sdm replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Hard to believe Jackson was a 5 star.
  7. sdm replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Fuck the rapist, but I'm rooting for Baylor to beat Auburn and Auburn to beat aggy. I want every aggy to have to hear Baylor fans talk shit to them all season long.
  8. fify
  9. That is one chicken legs mutherfucker.
  10. So we should expect The Elk to publish a newsletter soon?
  11. No way, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans
  12. There's got to be a petroleum engineer/pumpjack joke in there somewhere.
  13. sdm replied to Al_4_ISU's topic in Football
    I know, thank God he was telling a story bout black Little People.
  14. With that physique it's hard to believe he was a high school QB and a college safety and not an offensive lineman.
  15. Every time I listen to Elko I'm left with the impression that he's not very bright, but the guy has a degree from Penn. Very interesting Quaker indeed.
  16. fify
  17. Former UT golfers have now won a total of 12 Major Championships. Can someone remind me how many Majors former aggy golfers have won?
  18. No shit. I'm surprised they didn't select a much smaller font size for the year.
  19. sdm replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    When Mike Elko takes the stage tomorrow I expect to hear the Texas fight song.
  20. sdm replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    I don't know but I'm sure aggy ate it up and soon will be saying we run the SEC.
  21. Probably not, but then that would ruin my narrative.
  22. You would think aggy would embrace it. The last aggy footballer that got into an altercation and was arrested won a Heisman.
  23. Believe it was 2007 in Austin. After hearing Jordy Nelson's name called out for like the 20th time.... "and Jordy Nelson with another reception", I threw something at the TV.
  24. Alberts needs to be focused on teaching aggy how to build a properly sized pool.
  25. Would love to see the storage facility where aggy keeps all of their unhatched chickens.
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