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F250

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  1. Vivek is clearly not MAGA America First material.
  2. Well, that and the fact that he has a thin crooked uncircumcised little penis that doesn't work.
  3. Interesting choice. Reminds me of my first freshman football game in high school. Coach tells us to pray before the game and points and says "Rios, lead the team in prayer." Rios starts reciting "Our Father" and then someone blurts out "That's Catholic shit!" Lots of Baptists on the team but the Catholics responded. Then others chime in with different opinions that included curse words and religious insults.One guy says "I don't even believe in God". Someone says "that's because you're a fag, Mike." That was our first and last team prayer.
  4. He is just an advocate for the removal of age of consent laws.
  5. That Spam And Oreo Burger aftertaste probably lingers for days.
  6. Eh, I ran corp security for a biotech company years ago, and we caught a Chinese national trying to abscond with a shit ton of R&D information that he copied to a USB hard drive. We locked him down in a man trap until the police showed up. No bioweapons involved, just proprietary research that the Chinese are known for stealing. This is what the Chinese do.
  7. That's also the stage where beer goggles kick in.
  8. Jesus, this sounds scary. I hope everything works out for the best for you.
  9. I don't struggle with getting in a large amount of greens and find juicing/blending a waste of time (prep plus cleaning), plus juicing denies your body the needed fiber. I can destroy spinach in a multitude of ways. I will usually just sauté enough spinach to get a cup of cooked spinach. This morning I had spinach, mushrooms, tomatoes, bell peppers and garlic sautéed in olive oil with 5 jumbo eggs, venison sausage with a cup of Mootopia milk. When I am lazy, I'll just drizzle EVOO on a bowl of spinach and kale and toss in other vegetables. I actually do like spinach and cook it into a lot of my meals and eat it with salads. Pretty much treat kale the same way, except I will air fry kale too. While I like the flavor of spinach, kale just doesn't hit the same, but I will just eat it for the sake of nutrition. I really like romaine and will have an entire head of romaine with a salad as a snack. Regarding eggs, I always keep a dozen hard-boiled eggs in the refrigerator for a quick protein snack or to add to a salad. I gave juicing/blending a try in the 90's but found it to be a pain in the ass, switched to just eating my vegetables and never looked back. Personally, I think eating your vegetables will lead to long term healthy eating, it just takes a bit of time to adapt.
  10. Ha, even if you add those numbers together it would still be smaller than their actual age gap.
  11. Wood! After slaming a 4 pack of Red Bull and a half of bottle of Titos.
  12. Some XFL nobody.
  13. Could have used Tyrone Swoopes on that QB sneak.
  14. Press should push Belichick to have a Mugatu reaction.
  15. He fucked up the roster on a level never seen before. Tried to pull a Deion but didn't have a talent cluster to bring with him from Jackson State and cleary doesn't understand college footbal recruiting.
  16. I don't think the boner pills will be working tonight. He might need Moss to tag in.
  17. Need more Jordon Hudson jokes.
  18. Utah A.D. last year remding Mar about his time in the Pac.
  19. Just an average Saturday in the Big 12.
  20. Johnson to Johnson!!!
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