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Bijan Robinson is special
I know I cannot be the only one who wonders what it would have been like to have LT come to Texas. Damn.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Trick question. They ARE the tackling dummies.
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Texas Roster 2026
For whatever reason, I thought he was either a RS-FR or true freshman; once we don't get a player or never went after said player, I forget about them most of the time unless they're a skill position or on defense. I just saw he was a freshman All-American in 2024, and was the best pass blocking lineman in the country last season. Looks like LSU got a good one on paper. Now I wish Sark and Flood would have gone after him, but it wouldn't make sense considering we have a top-3 LT already in Goosby, and Seaton wasn't sitting behind him when they're in the same class. I'm not one of those SECX3 idiots, but the jump in competition will either show his true on-field talent and he wasn't a fluke playing against the sisters of the poor (I'm sure he'll be fine), or if he struggles early can he put in the work and grind to prove he can dominate even the best competition like the Colin Simmons, Rasheem Biles, Atkinson, Clemson defense, Bama, Auburn defenses of the world, etc. I do want to see him pancake as many aggy players as possible, so that will be the only time I pull for the kid. But let's be real— no one is dominating Simmons, Atkinson, or Biles. They're lab made freaks of nature, and Muschamp will bring the pain against that offensive line. It's why I don't worry about our defense, at all. The man literally made our 2008 defense a top unit in his first year, and we have the same amount of talent (probably much more) on this team as we did then when we had Roy Miller, Sergio Kindle, Orakpo, Eddie Jones, and Lamarr Houston. However, I never wish ill of any kid who has been told how great they are their entire lives. It's not like they woke up one day asking to be praised and have leeches and parasites follow them with their hands out. I want him to be successful as long as he can learn to be humble. It can happen, but will it happen is the question. If he turns out to still be awesome in a far superior conference, good for him; so long as he has leg cramps against us and LSU sucks the next two years. I just had a thought since you brought up he has two more years of eligibility left— He and Goosby, assuming Seaton continues his trajectory, will both be in competition for the first tackle taken off the board in next year's draft (assuming both leave early, which I'm 99.99% sure they will if they're both healthy). That will be interesting to watch.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'm honestly not sure how good their academics are, tbh. I know you get a helping hand from the Church after graduation if you're looking for employment.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Are you sure those aren't just his Baylor highlights? High school, Baylor, what's the difference?
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Straight up. I don't understand people's fascination with some dude who might be talented and pan out, but is a huge pussy and cancer who will literally tell, not ask, that he wants more money every season or he's leaving. Let Lane deal with that shit. He already has the qualifications after dealing with Bryce Brown's circus. He'll fit right in.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I don't know how old you are, but I think he's a doctor. If he gives you a referral to his practice, avoid it unless you want to be given nitroglycerin in it's purest form in a bottle that looks suspiciously like MiraLAX to stir in your drink of choice. My recommendation? Stir it in bourbon with coke, so you go out peacefully in pain.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
It's fine. It's just about alcoholism—something this board knows all too well. Let's talk about drugs, instead! Maybe some chicken fried steak and how I wish my neighbor would set arson to his home after letting the kids and doggos free, and let he and his wife be consumed by Satan's burning alcohol bladder.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Certainly not for those dildo wavers in Austin.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Great show. Helped me get through my back surgery after I broke it in a car accident. Joe Lo Truglio cracks me up. If you haven't seen Wet Hot American Summer, it's worth the time.
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Bijan Robinson is special
Especially being 10 seasons in. It's remarkable.
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Bijan Robinson is special
Hey, all I'm saying is the dude did what he's paid to do—run the ball, kill the person in front of him, score. He did that. Sometimes the perfect storm happens, and he took advantage of that. We can't fault him for doing his job.