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  1. Not sure which I'm laughing at more - the DB that's airborne for five yards or the cheerleader in a zebra uniform.
  2. Caribbean to the Indian Ocean?!
  3. I’d settle for some peace of mind.
  4. No law training at all here. What's to keep someone from reading that as only "forcibly assaults" and not apply the adverb to the other five verbs? i.e. forcibly assaults, or resists in any manner forcible or otherwise, or opposes in any manner forcible or otherwise...
  5. The one with the original Watergate.
  6. Don't _make_ me pull this plane over.
  7. Hey, I resemble that remark.
  8. Charles Sumner says that there's something adjacent to a precedent...
  9. Something vexes thee?
  10. The first 75 million goes towards stadium completion, leaving what amounts to a 225 million endowment. Absolutely a nice start.
  11. 30:28 "Thank god you don't drink, cuz you suck at it."
  12. Watch out for that European voltage. I think TS was my introduction to sight gags.
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