Everything posted by Shaggyhorn
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Fuck you. We all know it’s going to happen, but we don’t want to think about it until then. Delete this and give us a couple weeks before talking about TCU WRs.
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Happy Friday, assholes, it’s time to ruin somebody’s homecoming . . .
From a coffee shop, FIGHT
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Aren’t the most presidents from the buckeye state, or is that astronauts? I can never keep that factoid straight.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I’m pretty sure most people picked up on the sarcasm. It’s a funny clip. No extra context needed.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I see 2 seconds of an 18 YO who runs like my grandma. He’s a take, because my grandma was really nice.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
It also clarifies the violence of that Cook hit. Dang, he put his body on the line as atonement for busted coverage earlier. PK/Sark must love that. They got to rip him a new one and then praise him all in the same defensive film session.
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Free Money Giveaway contest- Ok State
Texas - 41 OSU - 31 Rec - 24 / 221 yards
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Let’s hope Billy Walton stays ranked a 3 star below 200, continues to ball out this season, early enrolls at Texas, and then puts on another 20 lbs of muscle in the off-season. Then he’ll rotate with Burke next year as legitimate edge rushers where every drive we have a fresh set of legs looking to Hulk smash whoever has the ball behind the LOS.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.17 - 11:00am LHN
Pretty sure it was Gideon. He is for sure not living up to his namesake.
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Game Week - Oklahoma State
Tell the big 12 and fox to boot us and OUsux in 2024. You’re about to be the crème de la crème of the big 12 with an expanded playoff. You could be in the cfp every other year with Gundy. That’s a really nice position to be in. Firing Gundy would make y’all look like major assholes; even worse than must of us Surly posters.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Yeah, Cook/Jordan i’m pretty sure. I felt bad for Jordan there, because the safety just completely vacated almost the exact spot the ball was thrown to. He bit hard on the run fake. Tough spot for a freshman. Seems like a simple fix, “Cook, trust your guys up front to stop the run.” I hope that gets drilled this week by the secondary coaches.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
This is something i’m concerned about. It seems entirely too easy for qbs to make our linebackers/secondary players go the wrong way, be it a run fake or eye control.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Absolutely. GP and PK have their work cut out for them when game planning for TCU. They seem like a matchup nightmare for us this year. OSU seems easier to game plan, but the players will just have to execute better than this game. Something that i’ve wondered the last two days is how much of the soft coverage (minus the safety/freshman DB blown coverage long TD) by PK is predicated on the idea that our offense is elite but our defensive skill players are not? If we score 35 against ISU, the 21 looks much better. If we force the opponent to make lots of small plays we have a better chance of stopping them in the long run, keeping them to just three points, or turning them over. Then, we just rely on our offense to score more. Is that me justifying things, a losers mentality, or a sign that PK doesn’t have the dudes on defense that he feels can just dominate other teams (a la Georgia).
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Take the win pussies
Beyond just wanting that for him, which I do, Rojo going pro is a great thing. He worked his ass off and got developed into a pro player by this staff Sure, the staff doesn’t get all the credit, but they can point to that success when recruiting. Not everybody is a Bijan Mustardson. Some are great athletes that will need to switch positions, be coached up, and work for it. Rojo going day 2 would be a huge win for him and the team. It helps that we have a stable of backs behind those two that look pretty darn good. That includes two recruits who are playing quite well, especially Baxter. He looks like a stud.
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Take the win pussies
- Take the win pussies
Also, the safety bit hard on the run fake and pulled in. The QB threw it to just about the spot he vacated. Totally different outcome on that play if the safety doesn’t bite.- Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Screw it… I’ll take it. Fuck that monkey sitting on our back.- Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
ref that called that threw it after the fumble recovery… ?- 2023 WR Johntay Cook
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Did something new happen, and if so, what? I haven’t been paying attention to realignment talk during the season, but I thought things were trending positively for 2024 prior to the season. Especially with the big 12 looking at PAC teams.- Happy Friday, my fellow Surly assholes . . .
Keeping baker [emoji1848] hours… TEXAS!!!!!!!- Non Texas Recruiting 2023
https://247sports.com/PlayerInstitution/Dijon-Johnson-at--273045/CurrentExpertPredictions/ Bijan’s and Roschon’s apparent half brother plays safety and looks to be going to Florida. How he doesn’t choose Texas after seeing the Bijan Mustardson brand, I don’t know.- Game Week- Iowa State
Yeah, I laughed in a nervous way watching it. The video hit way too close to home.- Game Week- Iowa State
Beyond that we’re both UT and wear an orange shade of color? - Take the win pussies
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