Everything posted by turtlepond
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
To be fair, Texans are fat. Alabamans/Mississippians, Cajuns are the real obese ones.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I LOVE Texas. But, my allergies and my asthma don’t feel the same way…. I’m not going to move out of Texas, but I’m definitely whittling down my options on where to purchase 10-50 acres in Colorado so I can build an escape in the next 10 years.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Matt Stone and Trey Parker recently purchased Casa Bonita…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Any extra tickets laying around for Zina’s grandma??
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
They don’t have bbq’d tofu up there?
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Speaking of…if there is a Football God, let’s pray he’s got a “strategy” for what to do with Lowell Galindo once we finally jettison this dried up conference
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I don’t know if they’ll lose to Auburn in the dead dog memorial stadium. But, I do think they’re one or two injuries away from the wheels falling off, again.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I was hoping/wishing for some reassuring 2022 rumor…it’s well past time we bug out of this butthole of a conference.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
What odds would be realistic for Texas and ousux to be able to announce the move to the secsecsec for ‘22? And if it’s in the cards, would there be any announcements, public or even off the record to recruits, before signing day 1? It seems like this could be as impactful for Sarkesian’s pitch this year as could W/L record and current and obvious early playing time?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Are some of these “long shot” recruits going to be giving us another look if Sarkesian runs the remainder of the schedule? Would they give Texas more consideration if Aggy does their thing and loses another game or two? Or, has the die been cast on ‘22 uncommitted/listening kids that Texas would gladly take?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
There were rumors of a few starters ready to sit out the remaining games if Alabama went in deep against Aggy tonight instead, 5-stars are going to fall in love with Aggy all over again. Yuck
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Alabama at Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University - 7pm on CBS
Considering these freaks still talk about that Manziel win a decade ago, how long will we have to hear about this?
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Alabama at Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University - 7pm on CBS
so, Aggy winning tonight is somewhat sub-optimal for Texas, correct???
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For those attending the game, what number is this for you?
I'm far from a State Fair know-it-all, but if anyone has any questions about parking/traffic routes/entry gates/food-drink strategies, feel free to PM me... after 40 years of attending the fair, I've got a few tried and true tricks to offer.
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My fellow assholes, it’s another glorious Friday . . .
Sitting up high in downtown Dallas, with a view of tomorrow's massacre of the toothless sooners... FIGHT!!!!!!
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For those attending the game, what number is this for you?
34 for me as well.