Everything posted by turtlepond
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Liucci gonna have to re-write his top 44 soon, eh?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
If it’s 45, “it works every time”, no?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Name? I kid….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Maybe so. But, what about the 20th, huh?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
WRTS? Oh, right… With Regard To Sheep…
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
ANYTHING that dumbfuck Cory Booker is involved with is going to be bad…no CR needed to explain that “politicians” and sports should never, ever mix
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Kid just wants to enjoy bags of dicks….whatever, man
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Fuckin A, dude….fuckin A… on one hand, we have one of the best journalism schools in the country, decade after decade. Meanwhile in dogville, it wasn’t too many moons ago aggy journalism school lost their damned accreditation….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I nominate “EDGE/edge/Edge” for its supporting role in helping to get this thread to 1000+….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
3 takeaways I’ve noticed recently - 1- I don’t do social media, but kids saying “so and so is definitely coming to play with us” is wishcasting/clickbait b-the Arch effect, while real, isn’t enough to override bags being dropped in recruits laps at other schools 3- fuck ou 4- since I’m stuck at home with Covid, I’m going to try out some new edibles I brought back from the mountains, and some of you can still handwring before the season even starts….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Surly is like ‘Nam…. some rules don’t apply….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
For one, they’ve got that coach that can apparently cook, aka, butcher the absolute hell out of “ribs”, so they’ve got that going for them….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Sorry to interrupt the Mater Dei talk, but my two oldest kids, and now my wife, have the Rona, so, we getting Errbody???
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Yes, I also would prefer this in more depth. As would I also enjoy slamming my hand in my car door over and over and over…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
1,2,3,4 (chicken fried ribs, that is). I feel like I should start taking a statin after looking at that picture
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I would prefer to listen to Ketchum…if it concerns Buffalo wings or beef tallow recipes and such. Otherwise…GerryH seems fairly level-headed, and I’m an arms-length type recruiting follower
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Easy there, partner. I’ll have you know that the University was very cordial to me when they suggested that I no longer spend time in the School of Architecture, so there’s that…:-) Dean Speck was a cool mofo, though.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
All of this talk of floors and ceilings…does nobody ever mention the walls? im beginning to think that’s the real advantage aggy has in evaluation. With their construction management programs at their school, they definitely landed their highest ranked class ever, not by deploying payola, but by including the talk of walls along with potential floors and ceilings…..
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Has Whittington checked with any surgeons before casting that prediction in stone? (I kid, I kid)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
He uses an Abacus- but, it looks just like a red plastic Buffalo wing basket, full of bones.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
My cell phone died, my ride left me, only finding out AFTER walking to the farthest lot at that dump of a stadium. I was too drunk to call a cab, but I also had lost my wallet so it didn’t matter. I got mugged (well, got 1 shoe stolen from what I think was a pimp). I drunkenly ran nowhere, and finally a squad car picked me up and dumped me back home, approximately 7 hours later. All that to say, FUCK those CU cunts, and fuck GDGD….
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Is 8 5-stars good? I think it’s good.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Wrt Mitchell possibly ending up in the calculator, can someone help with the pronunciation for this rube? Is it MITCHELL, as in “fuck agg-ee”, or “fuck jaw-ja ”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
The one damned HS coach I know, and he’s at Guyer….I got nothin’ for Hill scoop
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
OnlyFans/PancakeFactory ?