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Enemy07

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Everything posted by Enemy07

  1. Nichole44! Where are you watching this?
  2. Um. What. Cee pushed the CB off right in front of the ref.
  3. Is there a lobby with pictures such as Texas woman and/or the reporter from the game. I think her name is Katie George. Asking for a friend.
  4. Yo, where did you end up?
  5. Defense carrying this team again. Come on offense, get your shit together
  6. Please no 3 and out. Please no 3 and out. Please no 3 and out.
  7. We had a coach that would call a very very obvious delayed safety blitz multiple times a game for the whole year. I was drunk a lot that year. Forgot that shitty choaches name for good reason.
  8. Im just here for the smoke show on the sideline and Bijans game breaking performance.
  9. Schooler looked lost this whole drive
  10. 2 reasons to watch this game, 1) the sideline reporter 2) Bijan.
  11. See my post above
  12. Idiots. Trampled their own. Haha. Poor girl in front.
  13. We will give Rayplor a taste of their own medicine. Texas will win and we turn things around finally. Hook em.
  14. Drinking since 4 am and should be passed out by halftime. Thats the way to enjoy the day boys.
  15. Was D. Kennard a Texas commit once?
  16. Texas is the only team I watch where the OL doesnt help the RB up. Its pitiful really. Actially, sometimes they help Bijan up but he is probably getting them easy pussy on campus.
  17. Do you ask girls if they are vaxed before hooking up?
  18. 3 out of 10 can mean two different things depending how the question was asked. How was the question asked?
  19. I thought everyone here are millionaires that bang 10s, drink, and post on Surlyhorns everyday?
  20. Ok, riddle me this smarty pants. How did this site get the biggest fans to run it?
  21. point taken. Im fucked up but I meant Hudson Card. I promise I will post less when drinking. Yeah, this season has made me drink more. I can wait another offseason though here on shagg. Thats where the most fun is anyway after so much of our failures.
  22. It would be nice to have people in power, that hire journalist/media that cover Longhorn Sports, to actually be Longhorn fans.
  23. I always liked LSU because of how similar they are to Texas in football. Tons of Talent but average coaching. They brought in Joe Brady and won the Championship. To me, Sark just needs to bring in a few OL, let Hand develop, and we are golden.
  24. "Journalist" are mostly frauds now.
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