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StrippersAndNobelPrizes

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  1. This^^^ Highland Park is the home of the original OGs. While I was in school there in the 80s: Student put pipe bomb in cafeteria trash can. Pipe bomb explodes and nearly kills one. HP graduate Hinkley shoots Ronald Reagan. Crazy lady shoots student in shoulder in front of school. Honor student stabs and almost kills star football player (was two feet away when this happened). At our graduation the police had the stabber wear a bullet proof vest because they thought someone may try and take him out. Scottie Scheffler. Thug life HP!🤣
  2. And the 5-0 too. Eazy-E (RIP)/NWA - 8 Ball
  3. What an absolute fucking pussy. And complete fabrication.
  4. Highland Park + Texas Longhorns! For the win again!! Although HP was a very different experience back when I was there. Shit that would blow your mind.
  5. And has made over $24 million just through 2021. Add his (undisclosed) Marquette salary and now probably over $30 million (or $7.5 million per tournament win!). Year Base Salary SigningBonus Cap Hit Dead Cap Yearly Cash 2011 $418,000 - $424,000 - $424,000 2012 $1,190,000 - $1,210,000 - $1,210,000 2013 $1,370,000 - $1,380,000 - $1,380,000 2014 $1,520,000 - $1,530,000 - $1,530,000 2015 $1,570,000 - $1,578,500 - $1,578,500 2016 $2,800,000 - $2,805,000 - $2,805,000 2017 $2,900,000 - $2,900,000 - $2,900,000 2018 $3,100,000 - $3,100,000 - $3,100,000 2019 $3,200,000 - $3,200,000 - $3,200,000 2020 $3,300,000 - $3,300,989 - $3,300,989 2021 $3,400,000 - $3,400,000 - $3,400,000
  6. 4-31 (12.9%).🤣🤣🤣🤣 But Shaka-ball keeps shooting the 3. As always in the tournament, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory with another brilliant game plan. I swear if that dude’s name was John Smith he would be making $7.45 an hour at WalMart.
  7. On brand again! 2 seed loses to 11 seed.
  8. Big ups for The Reivers reference - all so true. Saw them back in the day and their reunion a few years ago. What a voice!
  9. Tournament Houdini pulls the disappearing act again! 🤣
  10. OMG it is so on brand with Baylor that their court is named after Mark Hurd. That clown unsuccessfully tried to hook up ( tried for two years 🤣) with a contractor he hired, lied about it, covered it all up, and got fired. What a pathetic loser🤣🤡! Other amusing anecdotes, in addition to him constantly trying to touch her boobs: "You had been telling her about many different women that were crazy about you … including Sheryl Crow." Hurd was walking around Madrid with Fisher and stopped at an ATM to show Fisher he had an account balance over $1 million. https://www.businessinsider.com/heres-the-sex-letter-that-got-mark-hurd-fired-as-ceo-of-hp-2011-12
  11. Left fielders and center fielders from the other team are going to hate the Yeti Yard. Just wondering what it will take to get thrown out - with BYOB and 0U or aggy in town, this place is going to be a zoo, and totally awesome!🤘🏻
  12. A great night in the Yeti Yard
  13. Ask him about that “#1 all time” recruiting class 🤣🤪😱 Worked out pretty well for Jimbo from what I remember.
  14. More delusional - elevenwarriors or texags? Teeedawg 1 HOUR AGO Going from Corey Dennis to Bill O'Brien is an coaching upgrade of epic proportions. Last time he was in college, O'Brien turned our one trick pony WR4 into a CFB superstar. A home run hire who checks all the boxes.
  15. Bjork not wasting any time destroying tOSU football program🤣🤪🤡. Hiring BOB straight off a record setting performance as OC and QB coach at New England. Does NOT fuck around! In the end the Patriots ended up with the 31st ranked offense in the league. Their 13.9 points per game were a new low for the Belichick era. They also ranked 30th in yards, 32nd in total plays run, 31st in 3rd down percentage, and 31st in three-and-outs. The two quarterbacks combined to throw 16 touchdowns and 21 interceptions while throwing for 199 yards per game.
  16. In on page one. After tonight back in on page 6! Whatever it takes!
  17. What? This? God they are so bizarre!
  18. Oh, he gonna get touches all right. $1k per tralala and $2k per dingdong according to aggy untied, NTTAWWT. And who the fuck are the players on the Twitter posts. Like I’ve memorized their roster and roster numbers. No clue who these tralalas or dingdongs are!
  19. Beat me to it. They are fucked. elevenwarriors is in full mental gymnastics mode. Keith7456 15 JAN 2024, 1:40 PM Rivals poster that I greatly respect has this to say. 305Buck 21 HOURS AGO Someone pointed out the fact that this guy has been at the forefront of Texas A&M having some of the best sports facilities in the country and will take one look at Ohio State’s football facilities and basketball arena and change everything Buckslan 21 HOURS AGO The new president interviewed the A&M AD, Pat Chun, and somebody else and seems is deciding on the A&M AD. That's enough for me honestly. It really feels like someone that's going to take Ohio State into the new world of athletics from facilities to NIL and so much more. Cecsix 15 JAN 2024, 1:45 PM Yeah, I am not going to form an opinion yet, but the Aggies fans not liking him doesn’t mean a damn thing to me. Fans are stupid and irrational.
  20. The aggy level of mental gymnastics is in full force at tOSU. Apparently stupid and delusional is the way to go through life in Ohio. Ole Miss AND aggy were ecstatic to see him go, but that means nothing!!! From elevenwarriors Keith7456 15 JAN 2024, 1:40 PM Rivals poster that I greatly respect has this to say. 305Buck 21 HOURS AGO Someone pointed out the fact that this guy has been at the forefront of Texas A&M having some of the best sports facilities in the country and will take one look at Ohio State’s football facilities and basketball arena and change everything Buckslan 21 HOURS AGO The new president interviewed the A&M AD, Pat Chun, and somebody else and seems is deciding on the A&M AD. That's enough for me honestly. It really feels like someone that's going to take Ohio State into the new world of athletics from facilities to NIL and so much more. Cecsix 15 JAN 2024, 1:45 PM Yeah, I am not going to form an opinion yet, but the Aggies fans not liking him doesn’t mean a damn thing to me. Fans are stupid and irrational.
  21. Exactly! He is on to something here! While you’re at it: Why do you need a football team - no significant accomplishments since 1939 (assuming you even take that title seriously) Why do you need a basketball team - Buzz has 0 tournament wins and team has 0 Final Fours ( the white Shaka?) Why do you need a baseball team - 0 national titles Hell, while we’re at it, why do you need the university - diploma mill / back door for nuclear secrets and Chinese spies / etc. That is a lot of $ that could be diverted to much more worthwhile causes. Profit!!! 🤑
  22. Never was this more appropriate
  23. Packers - Cowboys. The Bart Starr QB sneak on 3rd down. My sister’s father in law was the guy they handed it to on 1st and 2nd down.
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