Everything posted by Kormit The Frug
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OU SUCKS
My dad taught Jeff Lebby when we were living in Andrews. My dad never says a bad thing about anyone (except Jerry Jones cuz fuck that geriatric cunt) and he told me quote: Jeff Lebby is the laziest kid to every walk through my classroom. That paired with his attitude and general unpleasant nature made him single handedly the worst part of my day. In short, Fuck OU. Texas by 50. Oh and fuck Andrews, TX (makes Lubbock paradise by comp)
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$9.95 worth every penny
They also should use Isiah Neyor more while they are at it. I watched his tape, he seems like a pretty good receiver. What is going through these coaches head?!?
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OU Recruiting 2023: Blowing and Going
No no no. Its like a "marriage", its a commitment. Unless she is like really, really hot then you grit your teeth and smile when she goes "drinking with friends and turns her phone off" duh.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
No they fucked us like a tech sorority girl who is majoring in nursing school. Why else do you think Quinn sat out? He is a red river type of dude not a raider rash fella. He might get sticky but he doesn't want to be itchy.
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ztejas sucks
Do we have any intel on Sark's drink of choice atm? This is going to be the final nail in the coffin. Is he a beer boy or liquor lad, because quite frankly if this is a man who pounds seltzers then he lacks the confidence and grit it takes to succeed on the 40 acres.
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ztejas sucks
Here is how the actual press conference went SARK: "So yeah I do feel a sense of urgency, in fact RoJo made a point to tell me 'your next'.... I dont really know what that means at this time. I heard Pete and Jaylon Ford took a trip outside of county lines this week to work on 'execution' so when they get back I will disclose my findings. Reporter: It says here you listed your home on the market, can you explain the thought process behind that? SARK: Excuse me? I what? *camera zooms out to show Bo Davis putting a hand firmly on Sark's shoulder. Bo Davis: "Thats all the time we have for questions, thank you"
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OU Recruiting 2023: Blowing and Going
If Hicks "accidently" takes a sledgehammer to one of his knees, I think I know who the perpetrator was....... allegedly.
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ztejas sucks
Idk about yall, but if I had a drinking problem. The last place I would even think about coaching would be The University of Texas. this is coming from someone who had a cocaine problem.
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Game Week West Virginia
My mans asked for Joshua "let me give the ball to Baylor real quick" Moore. Shambles*
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ztejas sucks
If Quinn was healthy we wouldn't have lost until THE 2OT, change my mind.
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ztejas sucks
So what if we fire Sark. Make GP head coach, make him fire Pete. Then we hire Sark back as to not lose Arch, put him in as OC, and then we kill Chip Brown in his home.
- Game Week- Texas Tech
- Game Week- Texas Tech
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
LHN be like lets point out how Christian Jones got fat
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
This Bijan guy is pretty good! they should put his face on a ketchup bottle or something
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
*Shows a picture of Demo's son immediately ejected
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Oh shit! Here comes....... Texas DEFENSE.......*bum bum bum
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
TLDR: Bullshit projection until proven otherwise on the field.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Seems to me that Hudson CARD did not have a ace up his sleeve this offseason......
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Yes, because doing things the fastest and easiest is the formula for prolonged success.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Has anyone checked on @BurntOrange&White? Or more importantly, his liver???- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Negged - Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
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