Crane and Bagwell are going to ride that 38 million right into the grave.
And Goddamn, that 38 would go great towards the King Tuck fund.
I already miss him. Some team is going to throw a big number at him, probably with a 2 in front of it.
I be the first to admit that last year I was a little rough on Singleton. But that fat son of a bitch grows on me every day.
I want a t shirt that says “God’s Plan”
He’s improving as an everyday player, and now I read that fuckhead Abreu is going to come back?
Even when Singleton doesn't walk or get a hit, he usually jacks up pitchers counts. I’d like to see him more aggressive.
Abreu back? There goes Singleton’s timing.
I think Dana Brown might deserve some credit for not giving Maldy another year.
But he’s still been in over his head since he moved into his office. We didn't need to bring in an unproven guy like him. There’s just not enough on the back of his baseball card.
And if we come up short of a wildcard, somebody’s ass has to get fired. I wish it could be the owner, or a Hall of Famer, but it can't.
If we could only have Mike Elias and Sig Mejdal. They are going to get rings sooner rather than later. Maybe this year.
But I think Espada is safe, since Ron Washington already took a job.
It's really simple.
Bring Maldy back.
Totally joking.
I don't know if it was discussed already over the past week or so.
If there any truth to that cocksucker AJ Pierznewski rambling that the reason why Yanier’s not catching for Framber is because he’s still butthurt about Maldonado’s exit?
I thought nothing of it, until the very next day Yanier didn't catch for JV, who was also a Maldy dick licker and Dusty fanboy.
I'm sure this is not popular, but fuck, if there's some soap opera shit going on it certainly could cause problems in a locker room that is not necessarily the hottest club in town right now. Chicks aren't in line to get in anymore right now.
If I get any whiff that Framber’s being a fucking child about this shit, he can pack his chain up and hit the fucking door.
There’s no way a consummate professional like JV would act like this and not want Yanier catching him. Right?
Hopefully Yanier is catching for JV tomorrow and I can get AJ Peirzjewski out of my fucking head.
By the way, we didn't land on the moon in 69. It was done in a studio on Santa Monica Blvd.
Shit I just put on MLB channel and they have Bad New Bears Breaking Training on and that punk kid Kelly is in the parking lot staring at the Astrodome in the early morning light.
Fuck, I got a little choked up.
That's how I used to look at the Astrosome when we’d pull up to it.
Ahh fuck it. Singleton’s a fat bastard.
Man I got to give to that fat bastard Singleton.
He’s really good at picking throws off the dirt.
And he knows how to stretch out.
That fat fucker is pretty limber.
Hunter is really channeling his inner Verlander hard.
He turned down two different balls. Like Verlander, he knew within seconds the ball just wasn’t right.
So I guess we’re going with this year’s blue print?
Abreu in the 7th? And Hader in the 9th?
So that means that shit-dick, fuckface Pressly gets the 8th?
I don't like the blueprint.
I don't need to look at the back of the baseball card to know it's not a good idea.
Somebody’s head needs to roll for what's happened. I'd like it to be Dana’s. Baggy’s head is so far up Crane’s ass, he is safe. Therefore the next person in line is Espada. The buck stops with him.
So off with his head.
Fire Espada
God I'm going to miss Tucker, when we can't afford to re-sign him.
That 39 million would have probably made up the difference between Tuck’s number and the Astros offer.