Everything posted by Overlord
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Watch out with this big dude. He’s old but still rakes
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Well that was expected. Glad bases were empty
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
How long did we sign Carantini for? Hopefully more than one year?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Man, I really like Salvador, their catcher. He seems like a great dude. But Yordan made him look a fool right there.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We need to get Yainer off his knees. We need to get every year possible from him. He’s amazing hitter.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Gamel is a big leaguer.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I like Hader and he is good and I think will get better. But can we not find another loophole that makes tonight a non blown save?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We should be 10.5
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Good thing Brandon wets his hair every half inning. Gotta keep the “wet” look The fucking Mariners won
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Way to go King. Go ahead and blow the fucking shutout, why don’t you.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Alright let’s wrap this up please
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
How much does Trea Turner weight? 115?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Let’s all relax. That doesn’t count as a blown save on his impeccable record. 😏
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Rake Farm getting ready to K
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Yesterday was Abreu. Today it’s that fat fuck Singleton.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Go ahead and pull Altuve out of the game. Hey, put Cabbage in. Wait wut?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Has that ball landed yet?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
That was unfortunate
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Well, that didn’t work out well
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
So, will Bagwell teach Yainer the ins and outs of playing first base this offseason?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I vote we give Jake from Rake Farm’s AB’s to Doobie. He’s good out in center. Or any other position, really.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I wasn’t paying too much attention. I only watch to gawk at Abby Labar’s legs.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
And it seems like he comes up in just that situation every damn game.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
What is Cabbage hitting? Last night I saw Loperfido on Quick Pitch putting on the home run blazer last night. Stupid home run shit. Getting old.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Pena outta just fucking bunt every time he bats. That motherfucker gets on base with shit like that all the time. Kinda like Bergman’s pop ups. But not.