Everything posted by Overlord
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I’m not hating on Hader. I’m happy to have him. I just think there’s some playing around with the numbers on some of these “records”
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Boy, I was puckered up pretty tight. I might not be able to defecate for a week
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Jesus. Stay in foul ball. Stay in play.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
How many ballparks would that Devers shot have gone out of?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Why do I keep hearing Astros commentators talk about Hader breaking Wagner records and all these saves. It sure seems to me he’s not lockdown as they make it sound.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Jesus. Devers. get by him
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I could have hit that ball out. With a toothpick.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Boy, he just barely missed his spot. That’s a really good pitch. Just a better hit. Props to Seager
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Man, Breggy is balls out on plays with no hitters on the line. He’s done it more than once. That was a tough play.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I’m not so sure of this
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
He’s probably the nicest guy in the world. Good father. Good husband. But I fucking hate Corey Seager. Even before that.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Let’s just win this goddamn fucking game. Fucking shit ass fuck
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We’re cursed after the Pikachu trade. The Loperfido curse.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We’re victims of our own successed Our most pressed pitchcom button digitally spouts “Yo quero cambio”
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I could have had a compound fracture of my right tibia the same day Tucker went down, and I could have run/won the 100m dash today.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
The word is out amongst the leagues is that they figured out a certain mathematical equation. When God’s Plan bats, 3 sliders equals no bat flip.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We’re going to rue the day Dana let him go. And he very well might be the cause of that cocksucker’s inevitable dismissal
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
God I wish we were the Baltimore Orioles right now. We could have used that dead 93 million to convince Mike Elias and Sig Mejdal to come back to Houston.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
“Wait, you traded that guy that makes a highlight reel catch every game for a rental?”
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Brown job is ultimately going to come down to that pitcher I don't know’s record and stays for half a season. Anything below average he's fucking shitcanned. And where the fuck is Bagwell? Is he drinking again?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Just saw it on Bleacher Report. I hope Dana Brown gets in his car to leave MMP and gets hit by a truck pulling out. And after a week his wife has to pull the plug. Because just dying right away is not enough about how mad I am.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I thought it was open field behind. Oh well. Prolly shouldnt do it anyway.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
No fucking way we’re giving up J. Lope. The fans are attached to that kid. They are gonna hate Dana. I'll welcome them to the club.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
A little late, but Altuve has got to be the dumbest baserunner in all of baseball.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
The Mariners are fucking pulling out all the stops to get past us. Justin Turner had good value circa 2017, but age is undefeated. But I don't think it was a bad idea. He's a veteran who has been in what we used to call in ‘Nam “the shit”. He’s a good guy to have in the locker room with all those unacheiving kids who still jerk off 6 times a day. Kind of like Crash Davis. I hated that motherfucker when he came up to bat in WS 2017.