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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
There is enough “Fight” in here already.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
You might be the only literate mother fucker on here.
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Version upgrade requires new theme
I think it looks pretty sweet.
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Version upgrade requires new theme
I mean I guess it's not a huge deal, but since you are asking, yeah burnt orange would be my preference.
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ICE activity/raids
Yeah I thought they were supposed to have brown shirts on!
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Some serious Aggy shit going on in here.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
- Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Not defending that, but it does sound pretty rock & roll.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
- Vasectomy
Anecdotally, I’ve heard about half “it was nothing” and half “worst thing ever” about vasectomies. Mine was the former. About 15 seconds of discomfort per nut, with mostly over cautious tenderness afterwards. Hang in there though. It will definitely feel better soon!- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Oh I was talking to all of you.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Holy shit. Genuine question: Is this thread fun for you?- Buttigieg/Secretary of Transportation Thread
It was not, I'm an idiot, and I'm leaving it because you make a good point.- Buttigieg/Secretary of Transportation Thread
If I had a magic wand, I'd only have to switch 132,385 votes around in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Georgia to change the winner of the election. If I did that, Trump's popular vote margin would only change to 1.4 percentage points. Weird things can happen in our fucked up electoral collage system.- Buttigieg/Secretary of Transportation Thread
"She lost in a complete blowout man, it wasn't even competitive." Donald Trump won the popular vote by 1.48 percentage points. You have to go back to the 2000 election until you get closer than that. Saying it was a blowout might be a tad hyperbolic. 😁- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This thread should be killed. Drive a stake through its heart. cut off its head with a silver dagger. stuff it’s mouth with holy wafers. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes at the four corners of the continent.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Maybe next season, instead of the Pussy-meter we need a hog-meter. Currently work-shopping the name for the highest category. THE FULL COOPER, or LES GROSSMAN (Hangin' past your knees)- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
This ain't CR, bring it back people.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Rules question here: My understanding is he would have to wait until April to transfer, at this point? And the deadline to him to declare for the NFL draft is January 24th? Please correct me if I'm wrong.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 5. Georgia 22-19 vs. Texas Score = 70.6 6. Texas 38-24 vs. Clemson Score = 97.5 7. Texas 39-31 vs. Arizona State Score = 112.0 8. Texas 14-28 vs. Ohio State Score = 59.6 (QBR 69.6 -10 for loss) Time to put this one to bed. Quinn dropped his average to 84.8, which changed his category to KIND OF A PUSSY! -- "Quinn, we would have had a real shot this season if you didn't play like a pussy one too many times. Good luck in the NFL though bro." When I started this, my goal was just to inject a little levity into this toxic thread. Somehow the final score seems pretty appropriate though. Still, I appreciate Quinn for leading the team to a conference championship (rare for us over the past 30 years), two straight CFP semi-final appearances, and a return to national relevance. Good luck wherever you end up next! I will be pulling for you. Hook 'em! 🤘- 2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
That looks badass. Jelly.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Because the war will be over. Right? 🫠- Okay you assholes, it's Cotton Bowl Friday, and my freshly-washed balls are ready to be licked by the Buckeyes . . . .
- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Listed heights and weights should always be taken with a grain of salt. Combine measurements are accurate- 2024 Longhorn Injury/Availability Updates
He should probably be sunning his taint as well. - Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
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