Everything posted by Happy Gilmore
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
While the consensus is that Meyer would only stick around for 5-7 years. Wouldn't be shocked in the least if he stuck around longer. I'd be okay with it, hopefully that means a dynasty type run and steps down when he knows it's time and rides off into the sunset placing his name up there with DKR. That's a perfect world scenario though. Let me dream damn it.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
If you're gonna fire him, do it now. There's no sense in waiting if he has lost the locker room. This will give the interim guy two weeks to prepare for Baylor? (shows how much I give a fuck bout the season at this point). The longer you keep him around.. The more he drives it into the ground. Simple really.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Nice assholes finish last. We need ruthless assholes.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Nice guys finish last.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
The more he talks about Sundays... It wouldn't surprise me if he starts to blame God for this team's mishaps. "Winning is really hard and God just fucking hates us. We bust our ass on his day of worship and this is how he repays us."
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
*Best Sundays. Can't have any ordinary Sundays they have to be the best. Ya know 1 step forward 2 steps back type of shit.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Or simply that is go out and get him. Might have to do a little convincing
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Proposal: Kasey Studdard -> NEW Minister of Culture
See here's the thing. Players today love to be coddled and tell them how good they are. And be told everything's gonna be okay when shit goes south. Kasey Studdard tells it like it is... That wouldn't go over well with this generations recruits. They're all soft... Say the wrong thing and they get pussy hurt.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yep fucking deal with it.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Considering the new hire has worked with one before... No lol I'm sure him and Yurcich would do fine and Yurcich would be next in line just like Ryan Day
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
It's only going to be awkward for Herman when Urban takes his players to the ship
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Played a player that was ruled ineligible, not rapegate or the steroid scandal he had at Stephenville. A guy with a tarnished rep as it is you'd think he'd try to clean it up and look more respectable.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yeah a guy averaging 5 TDs a game is the problem. Lol God damn. He's the only reason these games have been close.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I don't think Yurcich coached with Meyer. But he'd probably be retained yes
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Can't be said enough. He still hasn't learned and already has some shady shit going on in Mt. Vernon.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Not no, but fuck no.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
He has? Ohio St seems to be doing just fine.
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Sam the only player to stay for the Eyes
If that's the case then they should take notes on what heart looks like and what a leader looks like. The rest are pussies.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Welp evident as ever. This motherfucker hates scoring points. You dumb fuck this is a fucking blow out if you just open it up. You had three turnovers. Let's not pretend the offense was giving the defense any rest either.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I'll tell you why Tommy. Cause it's shit vs shit in practice. No matter who wins in practice it'll still result in shit....
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
No fucking way... This motherfucker even pay attention to what's around him. If he did he'd know OU was also without like 8 or 9 starters. This motherfucker is actually retarded
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Sam the only player to stay for the Eyes
Absolutely not. They may not have Carter Stanley but they still have Pooka. Not to mention dipshit Herman barely escaped last year
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I'm willing to bet if they brought in Meyer he'd keep both. Ash for sure.
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Sam the only player to stay for the Eyes
You should. All this talk about unity and being brothers but there's one fucking player who stays.
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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
Don't matter if we score we're not getting the 2pt. Every team gets them. But us. Exception being the one in Tech