Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
It could be worse. They could do what the guys who built my first house did and take a shit in the attic.
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ESPN GAME DAY
Celebrity porno stuff?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I think being forced to accept aid from North Korea is the final indicator of your failure as a country
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Post a pic that makes you lol
We may all be assholes, but I doubt very many of us are pretty.
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Golden Hat
Do they think that's going to keep Bevo from swinging his horns if that's what he decides he wants to do? Also, that must be one beat to fucking hell trophy.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I think she should ask for a refund for that boob job
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
*Colonel
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Sorry, but it’s out front of the outback
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Houston ‘burbs
Miami
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I would just get rid of the wife and kids and get a few more dogs.
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Road to the SEC Championship
aggy will lose to MSU on the road. They probably lose 3 of their next 4.
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The cotton bowl is a shit hole
I seriously thought my daughter and I were going to be trampled to death leaving the stadium in 2021
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Because on a kickoff return the end zone yardage comes at the beginning of the play while on a touchdown pass it comes at the end.
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Edited: Brisket, GOLL, & Macanudo go to Dallas (God Help Us All)
No, it’s 50/50 ketchup and mustard mixed together and then applied to the corn dog
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Adding to the pit bull argument
Has anyone actually seen your Canadian buddy?
- Game week thread, Week 6, Red River Shootout
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For you “older” UT Fans!
Looks like the horn logo was on the helmets in 1963
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Unpopular movie opinions
Every post in this thread reminds me of bratty kids who just disagree with everything you say
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Help with possible foundation water leak...
That's true about all of the important things in life
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Odds that a female student used it for something else?
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
The last time that I went to Fayetteville for a UT/Arkansas game was in 1981. I have tickets to this year's game. Think about that. I you're a youngster, or have erased that game from your memory enjoy these lowlights:
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Cruz vs Allred - 2024
Maybe we could start an internet rumor that the company that makes the voting machines has infected them with a virus that turns you gay
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The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory
Those states look gray to me. The hurricanes look red though.
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Notebook won't power up. Liquid spill.
Gee thanks, I’m sure that after four years it should be pretty dried out.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I’m not sure that really matters since they don’t have anything to replace it with that was meant as a reply to the paperwork tweet, not the NK tweet