Everything posted by TornACL
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The Jets are one of the worst teams I have watched in some time. Just brutal football. Cowboys did what they were supposed to against dog shit.
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
Lol no
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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Cam Newton: most racist place I’ve seen
Welcome to Surly, Cam!
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I am getting sick of Josh Pate
I was never a huge Pate listener but thought he was ok. Last time I heard him I felt he had morphed into Colin Cowherd in his delivery.
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
I am no SEC jock sniffer, but the days of walking into someone's trap and winning 41-7 are largely over. And let's be real, that was rarely realistic in the Big 12 either. Road games are always tricky. To me, it's all about starting strong and getting these fucks thinking about their coach getting fired and where they will transfer to next year.
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
Having been to the Michigan tailgates and Lee Harvey's multiple times I highly recommend this, but this time we're not getting into Gainesville until like 1. If you offer a cash bar or if I can blow in pre-kick and give you $50 for a couple of beers (and your trouble) I will swing by. For no extra charge I will decide which poster who is there is my least favorite, and tell him to go fuck themselves.
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
Tickets secured. Looking forward to my maiden venture to The Swamp.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
That was an all time terrible series by 57. He's so fucking slow side to side he can't do anything.
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2025 Random Games thread
Oh I agree fully. The original post was critical of the offensive play calling, which was curious since it's the defense that is the absolute dumpster fire.
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2025 Random Games thread
Petrino is doing it on purpose. He wants the interim gig so he's trying to get Bitch Tits fired.
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2025 Random Games thread
That was UVA's next game after they lost in Austin on the Phil Dawson miracle kick.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I swear to fucking Christ we have had the same conversation about this shit for the last 20 years. First of all, people are never going to quit talking or watching the Cowboys. So it's a dumb fantasy to hope that some day Jerry looks around at an empty stadium and says "by golly something must be done!"
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A Burnt Ends Tailgate Story
Seems suboptimal, for a tire.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.15 - 11:30am
I mean he did start hanging around the program again this off-season. Can we get him over to Westwood to take over the Bruins this week?
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
I feel like this post should be entered into the courts as evidence, in advance.
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2025 MLB thread
Patrick Bailey's walk off GS saved you all from a longcat rant about how Matt Williams should have been fired at 3B coach at the all star break.
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Prediction contest 2025 Week 3- UTEP @ Texas
Horns 40 Miners 13 WR yards 313
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Explain to me what killed the SWC?
I can't remember which game it was, but in one of the broadcasts of a Texas game in ~89 or so, the announcers openly discussed the prospects of Texas leaving for the SEC. This is correct and it was an open rumor at this time.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
The Arch thread on Surly... For everyone who thought the Quinn thread just wasn't quite stupid enough.
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2025 Random Games thread
Remember when LSU's terrible defense made Miller Moss look like a Heisman candidate? Good times.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
This is the Cowboys culture. This is why we haven't done shit for 30 years. You pat your chest and you move on. Fucking GM had been doing it so why shouldn't the players.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
CeeDee doesn't have champion blood. We all knew this when he had his pout-a-thon in the playoffs.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Send me whatever leftover drugs you have. I need the good shit