Everything posted by Doc Daneeka
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It’s schtick, and not even clever schtick, but I could see this guy having Texas #4 in the SEC while Sarkisian is hoisting the national championship trophy.
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Depression, OCD, and whatever else ails you between the ears
Damn, man, I know it is true but this is still some bullshit. She took part of me with her when she died and it’s not coming back. She left part of her here, too, which is going to be the only thing that might eventually get me past this. It’s dark AF but there may have been some times when “suicide doesn’t stop the pain, it only transfers it” might have kept it from getting even darker. I went to her nephew’s birthday party over the weekend. Her brother introduces me as his brother-in-law even though I couldn’t marry her because of the circumstances. Her nephew made a speech thanking everyone and mentioned that this is his first birthday ever without his tía and the whole damned room looks at me. Anyway, after a couple of beers my BIL tells me, “I just want to tell you something that stays between us. [Wife’s name] and I love each other a lot, but we don’t have what y’all had. I had never seen her as happy as she was with you. She didn’t even have to say anything. The vibe she had told me she was exactly where she wanted to be in life. If I had three wishes, they’d be that my sister was healthy, that y’all met when she was younger and could get married and have kids, and that [name] and I had what y’all had.” Fuuuuuuuck. How can something make me feel so shitty and so lucky at the same time? Anyway, her birthday is next month. I’m still struggling like a MF with this, but I’m trying to get out and do more. I’m even considering looking for an OU ticket. It would be my first time around a lot of people who aren’t family and watching those crimson fucks leave early would be a good step toward normality.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Get the hell off my lawn. And you call that music? I’ve already had my nap. Though, in my defense, I’ve also walked 12 miles and lifted for an hour and a half. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch some Gunsmoke reruns.
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SEC Refs Suck
He wasn’t remotely blown up. He was pushed on the shoulder. If they want to call it a crack back block, sigh, fine, maybe.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
You’re on a freaking message board, not Reddit or Discord or whatever the hell other place an old person would think younger people used to talk about college football. This is like the Sports Illustrated of CFB talk at this point.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Would be a good time for Beck to be knocked on his ass so he that the stars at night are big and bright.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
The Aggies with Reed, of course.
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SEC Refs Suck
His hip was literally lying past the 28 yard line. A lot of things can be explained by incompetence. It doesn’t feel like that spot, let alone the review, is one of those things.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
I mean Austin, 2003. Play starts at 1:38:57. Saving a clip/start time on my phone is baffling me, but still…
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
You’re right. Fucking autocorrect. High fiving.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Which part is confusing or what did I say that doesn’t make any sense?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Fair. I misread it. And he’s been the same since Austin360 so, yeah, probably not the sagest bit of advice I’ve ever thrown out there.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Hell, any human would’ve broken an ankle against KSU in Austin. He walked it off. Any college QB room with him is better than any college QB room without him.
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Florida Gators
Let’s grant he’s an asshole who hires cronies. Is he concussed, or what did he promise Mertz that keeps him from making Lagway the guy? The season is in the tank. What you have to sell is the future and, if the future carries inherent problems (“hey, he’s a freshman, but he’s going to learn”), so much the better. Mertz isn’t it. Why not rip off the Bandaid?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Hey, I’m not the one whining about a conversation then resurrecting it, twice, after it’s already faded. Nor am I denying that I’m very literal. If a conversation is vexing you, let it fade. Complaining about it just brings it to the top again.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Sounds about right. We were on about the 25 yard line on that end of the field so we had a pretty good view of that particular play.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
I was at that one. My daughters still talk about VY high giving them on his way off the bus.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
2005.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Well, autist, yeah. I’ve owned that one. Not humorless, though. Since you can’t resist replying, that’s probably for the best, indeed.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You’ve brought it up today, twice now, when it had gone gently into that good night. Self-reflect a little.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yet here you are. Hint: If it bores you, stop responding. It will fade into the past rather than bringing the topic back to the top.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
No, I asked if he was serious because it seemed unlikely. Then he tried defining it as taking over for a while. It’s like you’re new to the Internet. Or maybe projecting. Discussing something doesn’t mean someone’s panties are in a wad. But, bringing up a conversation that ended hours ago might.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
People sure defend it a lot for it to be tongue in cheek, but sure.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I was on the spectrum before there was a spectrum. All the more so with the dry written word in a forum full of people swan diving off a building during the first drive of the Michigan game, so who the hell can tell a joke from an awful take in this place. At least everyone knows my awful tales are awful takes.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
My understanding is that the Aggies being little bitches and trying to torpedo it by leaking it ahead of schedule is what gave Texas a long window to recruit with the aura of the SEC without actually being there yet. That would be almost too good to contemplate.