Everything posted by Longhorn Al
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Baytown Cop kills Pregnant Woman
Cops need to bring back an old school tool for these situations: a net. Wrap these psychos up before they start grabbing your pistols.
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Austin Transportation & Roadways
I'm waiting patiently on the Stassney bridge to get knocked down. Seems they're getting closer and closer. Target project completion is this coming Winter.
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Mats was getting 3 injections before every game to deal with the pain in his arm. Said he didn't have normal strength in it. Janmark was playing with and aggravating a broken bone he suffered late in the season.
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2019 Rain Thread
WHO...is your favorite weatherman? Jim Sp...no, phd ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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UGA sprinter impaled by javelin during track practice
I was hit by a 12lb shot in 9th grade. Stupid coach had told us to go mark our throws so we could measure later as he took the tape measure to the discus field. I threw, walked out to mark my throw, but kept an eye on the guys horsing around behind the circle. I faced the circle - nobody was in it. I bent down quickly to grab a stick to jab in the ground and I hear, "heads up!" The shot missed my head, thank God. Could've killed me. It hit me in the back. I was in a bit of shock. I slowly stood up and saw all the guys running toward me. They were all yelling and asking if I was ok. I didn't say a thing. I just turned and started walking the couple hundred yards to the trainer's room. That guy told me it was probably a deep bruise. Ha. I went home and ended up coming back to school that night to show my science fair project (3rd place, holla). Went to the doctor the next day. The lower, narrow end of my left shoulder blade was broken clean off. Luckily, it's between 2 muscles and didn't move. It healed on its own. Sleeping, moving, breathing, coughing, laughing all sucked. Similar to broken ribs. The school called my dad asking why I wasn't at school and then threatened something about holding the absence against me. My dad explained in a calm manner (not so much) that their incompetence had led to my injury, and they're lucky I wasn't dead or brain damaged.
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UGA sprinter impaled by javelin during track practice
I was hit by a 12lb shot in 9th grade. Stupid coach had told us to go mark our throws so we could measure later as he took the tape measure to the discus field. I threw, walked out to mark my throw, but kept an eye on the guys horsing around behind the circle. I faced the circle - nobody was in it. I bent down quickly to grab a stick to jab in the ground and I hear, "heads up!" The shot missed my head, thank God. Could've killed me. It hit me in the back. I was in a bit of shock. I slowly stood up and saw all the guys running toward me. They were all yelling and asking if I was ok. I didn't say a thing. I just turned and started walking the couple hundred yards to the trainer's room. That guy told me it was probably a deep bruise. Ha. I went home and ended up coming back to school that night to show my science fair project (3rd place, holla). Went to the doctor the next day. The lower, narrow end of my left shoulder blade was broken clean off. Luckily, it's between 2 muscles and didn't move. It healed on its own. Sleeping, moving, breathing, coughing, laughing all sucked. Similar to broken ribs. The school called my dad asking why I wasn't at school and then threatened something about holding the absence against me. My dad explained in a calm manner (not so much) that their incompetence had led to my injury, and they're lucky I wasn't dead or brain damaged.
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Fireflies!
Saw one Sunday evening in Kyle.
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
So, why is Dallas so much more gassed the last couple games than StL? Too many late nights with the girls behind the bench?
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Spezza with 6 minutes in regulation. Call me crazy, but I want to see a little more of him in OT.
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
I'm listening on the radio. Can someone give a little detail on the last non-call you're all complaining about? Ticket guys haven't mentioned it at all.
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
I'm hoping they were subconsciously saving their legs for a 3rd period push.
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
You glorious bastard!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I know why they do it. Still hate it.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Some acronyms said aloud annoy me. Example: Car commercials that say "mpg highway." Just say miles per gallon or fuel efficiency or something. I hate when they say mpg. "SMH" is idiotic. I hate that crap.
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‘Anyone else do this?’ thread
When a tv or radio has a volume setting with numbers, I have to go up or down by 5s.
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
I'm the exact same way. If Dallas ever made the Super Bowl, I would not have a watch party. It'd be me and my dad. That's it.
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Salt Water fish extinction predicted by 2048
After having his work debunked, Boris is now known as Lowly Worm.
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Did he get hit with a puck in Game 4 or something?
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
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hahahaha- Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
They did.- Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
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What an amazing effort behind their net!- Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Are they really chanting Bishop?- Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Blues fans are jerks. - Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
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